Jokes and Humor

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[SoulSeeker]

A man on vacation cruising the back roads looking for out of the way antique stores. He finds one and in the window are 3 jars with a brain in each one. The first one is priced $50. The second is $100. The third one is $5000! asking inside he's told the first is a rocket scientist brain and well used. The second belonged to a college professor and well worn as well. The last brain belonged to a Democrat and has never been used!

 

[dademoss]

 

[d_marsh]

 

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[Bacpacker]

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And that is why my back is trashed. Use to work at a TV repair shop

 

[Haertig]

And in other news, trash pandas have been reclassified as monkeys and promoted to primate status.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Tim Horton]

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This while facing away from you, talking into a corner, drawer, or closet or such, or with water running... It must be because they can hear themselves talking you are supposed to be able to also..

 

[Pearl]

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This while facing away from you, talking into a corner, drawer, or closet or such, or with water running... It must be because they can hear themselves talking you are supposed to be able to also..

Men just don't listen,

 

[bkt]

Men just don't listen,

I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

 

[Lenny]

Men just don't listen,

What did you say?

 

[Pearl]

What did you say?

You guys missed out....I said free beer and pizza