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Lenny said:
😁 :p :D

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Read this joke when you first get up...ok. Now reread it after 5 or 6 beers...OMG that's FUNNY!!
Some things improve with alcohol, depending on how much I drank my ex wife was almost tolerable.
 
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