Jokes and Humor

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[Lenny]

No, the NRA.

I have a buddy who is a Deacon in the Catholic Church. He thought my comment was funny.

 

[old tex]

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Read this joke when you first get up...ok. Now reread it after 5 or 6 beers...OMG that's FUNNY!!
Some things improve with alcohol, depending on how much I drank my ex wife was almost tolerable.

 

[Pearl]

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That would mean allowing your husband to stay IN THE HOUSE!! Well, maybe now I see why there are sofas by the curb sometimes!!

 

[Sourdough]

This cracked me up.

 

[Magus]

 

[Magus]

Hey Joe!

 

[Lenny]

 

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[Cascadian]

One of my DILs really gets me. She bought me a T shirt awhile back. I don't wear it to town on purpose, but some days that's what I have on. It cracks me up before when people look at it and say "don't be a chicken lollypop"? To which I reply exactly. Don't be a chicken lollypop.

 

[RJ2019]

One of my DILs really gets me. She bought me a T shirt awhile back. I don't wear it to town on purpose, but some days that's what I have on. It cracks me up before when people look at it and say "don't be a chicken lollypop"? To which I reply exactly. Don't be a chicken lollypop.

I've seen that shirt around a few times now Unlike many other people, I was able to translate it pretty much instantly.

 

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[Snowman]

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https://www.homesteadingforum.org/threads/yep-harris-is-stupid.38853/post-1054986

 

[Magus]

OK... I don't get it. Harris is a reard, we know this. point being?

 

[PaulKersey]

Scientist announced today that Saliva causes Stomach Cancer…but only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.

 

[Pearl]

Was watching "kids funny answers" on YouTube: