Jokes and Humor
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This lawsuit will be good one to follow.
The first amendment (freedom of speech) covers everything... but ends when you tell lies to denigrate someone.
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1- I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
2- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
3- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
4- I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
5- A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
6- A will is a dead giveaway.
7- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
8- Police were summoned to a day-care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
9- A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
10- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
11- He had a photographic memory, but it was never fully developed.
12- When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
13- Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
14- I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
15- Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
16- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
17- When chemists die, they barium.
18- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
19- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
2- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
3- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
4- I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
5- A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
6- A will is a dead giveaway.
7- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
8- Police were summoned to a day-care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
9- A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
10- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
11- He had a photographic memory, but it was never fully developed.
12- When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
13- Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
14- I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
15- Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
16- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
17- When chemists die, they barium.
18- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
19- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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