Don't you just hate it when you go shopping and an octopus attacks you?
Man! I just hate when that happens!
Man! I just hate when that happens!
Nothing since Tuesday?
I been slacking .
Time to stomp on grandma's birthday cake:
Picture this, it is the night before the start of Desert Storm, some two hours before in fact. Nobody knew what the Russians were going to do and we were all humped up in the break room having a pretty heated discussion about it, be careful what you say, the gods have a sense of humor! Anyway, I was arguing with a friend who also was a religious zealot, I forget what the context was, but voices were being raised and I said "Not if the MFing Russians nuke us!" Well two seconds later a transformer about fifty feet away decided it had had enough of a BS life and exploded! this was no ordinary Transformer, it was as big as a small car! there was a blinding flash that even got into the break room and well, a very appreciable boom that literally jarred teeth loose! there was like twenty people sitting there, mouths open, eyes wide, sitting in puddles of piss! after a few seconds one of my buddies called out "Everybody check your digital watch! if it wasn't a nuke they'll still be running!" Obviously it wasn't a nuke, but the timing was god-like! Nobody spoke to me for a week!True story, I was installing a catscan in atlanta. I heard the pipe bombs in sandy springs planted by Rudolf. I was working in a nearby medical office park.
A few days later I heard another boom, much closer, the office park lost power. Uh-oh! it was loud!!! I happened to be outside, could see the small power distribution building. Nothing seemed amiss, just a cleaning cart by the door so I went to investigate.
As I get to the door a cleaning guy was coming out, looked in shock. Seemed to be trying to say something but was stuttering so badly I couldn’t understand. Took a couple minutes... when he could finally speak he said “I Quit!” Thought, why's he telling me? I don't know this guy? He didn't want help and never told me what happened, just got in his car and left.
It wasn’t hard to figure out though… the guy had a long dusting wand in his hand when he came out. Inside the room one of the big power panel doors had been blown open. Inside it I noticed signs of arcing. A ‘knock out slug’ that had a burn mark was on the floor. I looked on top of the panel. The dust had been disturbed, there were several flat knockout slugs on top…. by the vents...
I died laughing….
Moral of the story, don't drop knockout slugs into a power panel!
Don't drink and drive.
The new blood-alcohol test will catch you ...
Do you know how drunk you have to be to do the buttonhole dance? those cops are absolutely blasted! o_0That younger kid had it. Us older farts, not so much.
I have no idea. I havn't been pulled over for driving issues for many years now. When I was 17 I did get pulled over because I dodged a possum crossing the road on my way to Baytown to a boyfriends house.Do you know how drunk you have to be to do the buttonhole dance? those cops are absolutely blasted! o_0
I know of a bunch that should be locked in a cage...
I know EXACTLY What goes on, He's a Mexican, it's his first day/week on the job, in a month you couldn't get him to wipe his own @ss. I've seen it too many times.Can't figure out if this guy is a 'go getter!' or just lazy and doesn't want to make 2 trips?
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I know a lot of people that would love to hose me down ....
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