Just for Laughs

[Supervisor42]

Who wouldn't want grandma's ring?
It would be a shame to bury it.

Pranks pulled by kids totally catch adults by surprise.

 

[winds-of-change]

Supervisor42, those are HYSTERICAL!!

 

[Supervisor42]

Supervisor42, those are HYSTERICAL!!

You can pin a 'like' on the ones you find funny and it will help me sort thru the hundreds I have to choose from.
I promised myself only 1 per day, and less than 2 minutes long, so people don't call me Meerkat.

 

[Magus]

Who wouldn't want grandma's ring?
It would be a shame to bury it.

Pranks pulled by kids totally catch adults by surprise.

I'm kind of heart warmed that people were shocked. I kind of suspected one of them would offer the kid $20 for it. LOL

 

[Supervisor42]

This should fit in somewhere with our UFO and visiting aliens threads :

 

[Dani]

Dylan, before he became a woman, was a possum.

 

[Supervisor42]

I think I'd be ok if it was me.
The ending is a bit of a surprise though.

 

[Magpie]

In today's paper. I'm just sorry there isn't a video! Gardai are our police, for context. And I can assure you tourists were probably safe. Some of the best jockeys I knew were better when drunk!


Gardaí have arrested two people for being intoxicated while driving horse-drawn carriages in Dublin city.

As part of a multi-agency crackdown, An Garda Síochána carried out inspections of horse-drawn carriages with the help of officials from Dublin City Council and the Departments of Agriculture and Social Protection.
Some of the checks took place at the Guinness Storehouse in Dublin 8 which is a popular spot for carriage drivers to collect weary tourists.

Horses and carriages are frequently parked by the tourist hotspot offering lifts around the city.

During the inspections, gardaí arrested two people for intoxicated driving and other offences under the Control of Horses Act.

“Gardaí carried out multi-agency inspections of horse drawn carriages in the city along with officials from Dublin City Council and the Departments of Agriculture and Social Protection,” a garda spokesperson tweeted.

“Two arrests were made for intoxicated driving as well as offences under the Control of Horses Act”.

 

[Supervisor42]

Now, who out there doesn't want to help the handicapped?

 

[Supervisor42]

There can be only one Santa!

 

[Magus]

Dylan, before he became a woman, was a possum.

 

[Supervisor42]

Those dang pesky kids!!!

 

[Lenny]

There once was a man named Santini
who spilled gin on his weenie.
Being uncouth, he added vermouth
and slipped his wife a martini.

 

[Lenny]

When I was young and in my prime,
I used to ******* all the time.
Now that I'm older and have more sense,
I use a knothole in a picket fence.

 

[Neb]

When I was young and in my prime,
I used to ******* all the time.
Now that I'm older and have more sense,
I use a knothole in a picket fence.

Too weird for me. I am out of here.

Yes I am a prude.

Ben

 

[Neb]

Too weird for me. I am out of here.

Yes I am a prude.

Ben

PS

I was in the Navy and have explored depravity. No sir don't like it.




Ben

 

[Dani]

 

[Supervisor42]

Don't you just hate it when you get pulled over, and the cop is a member of the SWAT team?

 

[Supervisor42]

Some kids just need to be on a tether...

 

[Chesney Richardson]

Ugh mine.... definitely need a leash for her wild butt lol... actually...well nvm lmfao

 

[Magus]

PS

I was in the Navy and have explored depravity. No sir don't like it.




Ben

Aw man, I know too many limericks.
Havasu would have a fit! Meh, use your dirty imagination!

There once was an underage -----
who liked to have --- in the floor,
she would wiggle her fanny, kind of uncanny
and drain your ----- to the core.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
his ---- was so long he could ---- it.
He wiped his chin and said with a grin,
If my ear was a ---- I could ---- it!

Old Dan Tucker was sitting on a bench,
beating his ---- with a monkey wrench,
it slipped off his ---- and hit his -----
and he ---- all in his overalls!

There once was a wandering creep,
who liked to have --- with sheep,
his wife was ugly and smelly and
scratched his belly, but with grease
he got to go deep.

HUH. Even heavily censored I don't think I better go on!

 

[Chesney Richardson]

Ugh mine.... definitely need a leash for her wild butt lol... actually...well nvm lmfao

There might've been a time or two when I was trying to hang out clothes or some such and she was being... well herself lmao and I clipped the cable from the dog run to her pants so she could play while I got my stuff done

 

[Magus]

Don't you just hate it when you get pulled over, and the cop is a member of the SWAT team?

Not a bad idea with all the cop killings at traffic stops.

 

[Lenny]

Aw man, I know too many limericks.
Havasu would have a fit! Meh, use your dirty imagination!

There once was an underage -----
who liked to have --- in the floor,
she would wiggle her fanny, kind of uncanny
and drain your ----- to the core.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
his ---- was so long he could ---- it.
He wiped his chin and said with a grin,
If my ear was a ---- I could ---- it!

Old Dan Tucker was sitting on a bench,
beating his ---- with a monkey wrench,
it slipped off his ---- and hit his -----
and he ---- all in his overalls!

There once was a wandering creep,
who liked to have --- with sheep,
his wife was ugly and smelly and
scratched his belly, but with grease
he got to go deep.

HUH. Even heavily censored I don't think I better go on!

I see you were, like me, in the Navy. I learned a lot of that stuff there. Thanks.

 

[Magus]

Private contracting.
They make the navy look like saints!

 

[Supervisor42]

... Just when you find a cake you really like, it yells at you.

The reaction of the customers is priceless!

 

[joel]

 

[Dani]

 

[Dani]

 

[Supervisor42]

Who would ever think that the kid could draw Rosie O'Donnell that well?