Well, you did say: "Get me to the hospital as fast as possible!"
The ladies left "holding the bag" are priceless!
The ladies left "holding the bag" are priceless!
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Well, you did say: "Get me to the hospital as fast as possible!"
The ladies left "holding the bag" are priceless!
They have the same health plan I do
Ok, I promised I would only post one per day, but everybody has watched The Roadrunner do this...
Yes folks, it is real!
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The first girl is priceless when he puts the tag on it before even realising that it is real!
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Somewhere I have a picture of a nest/knot of garter snakes in backyard, I had to stop mowing till they moved..
Oh heck nah lol, my uncle held me over the edge of a bridge to let me see the cottonmouths mating that was probably the scariest thing I've seen in the bottoms behind the house
Everybody wants to help out at the library... but beware of the bookends! :
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Golf and shotguns, what's not to love?
This is so totally us!
This is so totally us!
This is not how babies are supposed to be delivered:
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Well, you said you wanted one that was just like real girl...
Delivered!
...Kids always get the grownups, bigtime.
Delivered!
...Kids always get the grownups, bigtime
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I'd still be running!
Well you know when the woman with no legs, trips you with her leg, you are having a bad day :
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I've been in a 'no-pooping zone' before...
Fortunately, California does not have those :
Fortunately, California does not have those
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Just when you thought Santa was done, it should be safe to hang a picture...
Surprise!!
Surprise!!
Well, I've been slacking .
....And then presto! somebody comes and breaks your window out:
.....And then presto! somebody comes and breaks your window out
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Too much serious stuff today, time to lighten up a little .
You go into a 7-11 and watch your car get stolen on the security monitor.
The brother-man's response is priceless!!!
, time to lighten up a little .You go into a 7-11 and watch your car get stolen on the security monitor.
The brother-man's response is priceless!!!
We need more content! 
You all have seen those "free-food tasting" tables in stores, right?
...Well, here's where it comes from:
You all have seen those "free-food tasting" tables in stores, right?
...Well, here's where it comes from
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Dick the prick!
Well, grandma needs a bench to sit on...
Here you go!
The look on the watcher's faces is great!
Here you go!
The look on the watcher's faces is great!
Why do I never find one of these when I go to a porta-potty? 
I prefer mine well-done, how 'bout you? ...
Well ok, everybody loses their head now and again.
...Just don't leave it on the sidewalk:
...Just don't leave it on the sidewalk:
Makes me want to choke him.
LOL
Rule#1, don't give a kid the handcuff keys!
Ever hear of a product called orajel?
It is a cream you put on a tooth to stop it from hurting
Yesterday I bought a tube and used it all day with out any relief what so ever
My wife looked at the package and it said cold sore cream
Lol. Damn it, I need new glasses
It is a cream you put on a tooth to stop it from hurting
Yesterday I bought a tube and used it all day with out any relief what so ever
My wife looked at the package and it said cold sore cream
Lol. Damn it, I need new glasses
Consider yourself lucky. It could have been Preparation H!
Well, we got to get ready for Halloween....
Time to kill Dracula!
The smoke from the Holy water is priceless!!
Time to kill Dracula!
The smoke from the Holy water is priceless!!
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Well, we got to get ready for Halloween....
Time to kill Dracula!
The smoke from the Holy water is priceless!!
If I were there and did that, the "zombi" might get shot!
