Just for Laughs

[Supervisor42]

Well, you did say: "Get me to the hospital as fast as possible!"
The ladies left "holding the bag" are priceless!

 

[dademoss]

Well, you did say: "Get me to the hospital as fast as possible!"
The ladies left "holding the bag" are priceless!

They have the same health plan I do

 

[Dani]

You're Still Logged In As Karine Jean-Pierre, Dufus. Oops!

 

[Supervisor42]

Ok, I promised I would only post one per day, but everybody has watched The Roadrunner do this...
Yes folks, it is real! :

 

[Supervisor42]

The first girl is priceless when he puts the tag on it before even realising that it is real!

 

[dademoss]

Somewhere I have a picture of a nest/knot of garter snakes in backyard, I had to stop mowing till they moved..

 

[Chesney Richardson]

Somewhere I have a picture of a nest/knot of garter snakes in backyard, I had to stop mowing till they moved..

Oh heck nah lol, my uncle held me over the edge of a bridge to let me see the cottonmouths mating that was probably the scariest thing I've seen in the bottoms behind the house

 

[Supervisor42]

Everybody wants to help out at the library... but beware of the bookends! :

 

[Supervisor42]

Golf and shotguns, what's not to love?
This is so totally us!

 

[Supervisor42]

This is not how babies are supposed to be delivered:

 

[Supervisor42]

Well, you said you wanted one that was just like real girl...
Delivered!

...Kids always get the grownups, bigtime .

 

[Magus]

I'd still be running!

 

[Supervisor42]

Well you know when the woman with no legs, trips you with her leg, you are having a bad day :

 

[Supervisor42]

I've been in a 'no-pooping zone' before...
Fortunately, California does not have those :

 

[Supervisor42]

Just when you thought Santa was done, it should be safe to hang a picture...
Surprise!!

 

[Supervisor42]

Well, I've been slacking .
....And then presto! somebody comes and breaks your window out:

 

[Supervisor42]

Too much serious stuff today, time to lighten up a little .
You go into a 7-11 and watch your car get stolen on the security monitor.
The brother-man's response is priceless!!!

 

[Supervisor42]

We need more content!
You all have seen those "free-food tasting" tables in stores, right?
...Well, here's where it comes from:

 

[Dani]

An oldie but still a goodie. . .

 

[Lenny]

An oldie but still a goodie. . .

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Dick the prick!

 

[Supervisor42]

Well, grandma needs a bench to sit on...
Here you go!

The look on the watcher's faces is great!

 

[Supervisor42]

Why do I never find one of these when I go to a porta-potty?

 

[Supervisor42]

I prefer mine well-done, how 'bout you? ...

 

[Supervisor42]

Well ok, everybody loses their head now and again.
...Just don't leave it on the sidewalk:

 

[Magus]

Dick the prick!

Makes me want to choke him.
LOL

 

[Supervisor42]

Rule#1, don't give a kid the handcuff keys!

 

[Frodo]

Ever hear of a product called orajel?
It is a cream you put on a tooth to stop it from hurting

Yesterday I bought a tube and used it all day with out any relief what so ever
My wife looked at the package and it said cold sore cream

Lol. Damn it, I need new glasses

 

[havasu]

Ever hear of a product called orajel?
It is a cream you put on a tooth to stop it from hurting

Yesterday I bought a tube and used it all day with out any relief what so ever
My wife looked at the package and it said cold sore cream

Lol. Damn it, I need new glasses

Consider yourself lucky. It could have been Preparation H!

 

[Supervisor42]

Well, we got to get ready for Halloween....
Time to kill Dracula!

The smoke from the Holy water is priceless!!

 

[Lenny]

Well, we got to get ready for Halloween....
Time to kill Dracula!

The smoke from the Holy water is priceless!!

If I were there and did that, the "zombi" might get shot!