Sayings kids will never hear

[Cascadian]

Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about.

Save up and pay for it.

 

[Cascadian]

You have two dinner choices take it or leave it.

 

[Amish Heart]

Eat it. There's starving kids in China.

Hey, we'll be able to use that again soon.

 

[backlash]

Eat it. There's starving kids in China.

Hey, we'll be able to use that again soon.

I can tell you from experience it is not a good idea to tell your Dad to send it to the kids in China. I did that once and only once.

 

[Symetry]

Who left the door open on the icebox.

 

[Caribou]

I made you, I'll wring your neck and make another to replace you!

 

[backlash]

I brought you into this world and I can take you out.

 

[Morgan101]

Run that up the flag pole. and see if anybody salutes.

 

[The Lazy L]

Turn the channel.

Fill'er up and check the air.

Who in their right mind would pay good money for bottled water?

 

[Alaskajohn]

”Earache my eye, how would you like a butt ache?”

 

[Sparky_D]

"Go outside and play, but you better be home when the street lights come on!"

 

[Sparky_D]

"No"

 

[SLADE]

Eat your leftover stew.

 

[The Lazy L]

Go get the diaper pail so we can wash the diapers.

 

[GaRp58]

Don't forget to take a HANKY!
Go turn the LP over...
Switch the cassette to the other side...
The VHS tape needs to be re-wound so we can take it back...
The Red Skelton Show is on!!
Fill the tank up with ETHYL please...
Fill up and plug in the PERCOLATOR....
We will take a trade in on your black and white for a color TV...
FREE NELSON MANDELA!!!

 

[Meerkat]

I remember most of these, lol, .

Go get me a switch. [So your out there deciding which is just the right size that won't make her madder.]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Neb]

Get off the internet, I need to use the phone

Ben

 

[GaRp58]

Remember: DON'T FORGET TO WASH THE WHITEWALL TIRES PLEASE??

 

[zoomzoom]

Not a saying, but a sound kids won't hear anymore.
The sound of a fax machine doing it's handshaking sounds with the other fax machine.

 

[phideaux]

Going forward with sounds kids most likely never will hear.

Jim

 

[GaRp58]

THE sound of a leather belt CLEARING BELT LOOPS!!!!!

 

[Amish Heart]

Stay outside. Get a drink of water from the hose.

 

[GaRp58]

remember the sound of a jump rope smacking the ground?
The backfire sound of a car with a real carburator and sonic booms back in the Vietnam times?

 

[GaRp58]

Get a drink of water from the hose.

NO MINERAL WATER FOR ME BACK THEN"!""

 

[phideaux]

"go draw a bucket of water"

Jim

 

[Neb]

Stop fighting and roll up those windows! You are letting all of the smoke out!

Ben

 

[Amish Heart]

Around here, it's: did you water the chickens yet?
And open the hydrant to get water.

 

[Neb]

I don't care if the phone is ringing, we are eating dinner. If they want to talk to you they will call back.

 

[GaRp58]

None of that HANKY PANKY NOW, ya hear me??
Go watch Captain Kangaroo or Bozo the Clown and leave me alone, I'm on the phone!!