Sayings kids will never hear

[zoomzoom]

Grab the popcorn, we're going to the drive-in tonight

Get in the trunk. We're going to the drive-in tonight.

 

[Meerkat]

..Well, at least in this One case, 'what goes around, comes around' - 'Drive-ins' are the 'new norm' "Theaters" are pretty much toast, at least Many are / will be.. I guess that's ok though.. 'Home Theater' is still where it's at..

.02
jd

Not when home becomes a prison , then its time to get our a little while.Where else we going to go We don't eat out ,no longer go dancing, skating,or take 380 mile trips that often especially in flu season, not as afriad of this of this Covid BS anymore as before, but do think the flu is still out there.

 

[Neb]

Don't jump on the water bed

Ben

 

[phideaux]

" y'all want Ovaltine for breakfast ?"

Jim

 

[Neb]

The Brady Bunch is on!

Ben

 

[Amish Heart]

And Laugh In!

 

[Amish Heart]

Go dust the stereo (because it's a huge piece of furniture that covers half the wall)

 

[phideaux]

" somebody has to milk the cow this morning"

Jim

 

[The Lazy L]

Blop blop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.

 

[VThillman]

And Laugh In!

"Veddy interestink"

 

[VThillman]

This is 'censor test' number 2: fundament.

 

[GaRp58]

Jumpin' Jehosophat'

 

[SheepDog]

Quit crying, it isn't even bleeding.

 

[MoBookworm1957]

No crying unless there's blood.

 

[GaRp58]

Busted my britches in stitches laughin'

 

[Meerkat]

It didn't hurt~I bet this one will.

 

[VThillman]

"Love goes where it's sent, even if it's up a hummingbird's [fundament]."
(Old Vermont hillbilly saying)

 

[phideaux]

" you get a whooping at school ,,,,you get another one when you get home "

Jim

 

[Neb]

Isobar map

 

[VThillman]

" you get a whooping at school ,,,,you get another on when you get home "

Jim

Is "whooping" a Southern thing? In this neck of the woods it's "whuppin'".

 

[phideaux]

" get that smirk off your face , or I'll slap it off "

Jim

Y'all realize everything I post is from my own childhood.

 

[phideaux]

Is "whooping" a Southern thing? In this neck of the woods it's "whuppin'".

It's suthern.

Jim

 

[GaRp58]

Whatchyall gonna do bout it? Cry to yo momma?
My daddy can beat your daddy.
My Granddaddy can peal an apple with his knife all in one piece!!

 

[BadgerLandHunter]

Did you rewind the VHS after you watched it before ejecting?
OR
"Be kind please rewind"

 

[BadgerLandHunter]

As long as they throw the first punch you can defend yourself.

 

[Caribou]

Your mother wears combat boots.

 

[UrbanHunter]

You can have anything you want, just go to work and save for it...

You better not start a fight, but you dam sure better finish it......

Mom used to say she wouldn't stand up for the kids because they can defend themselves, but don't mess with my dog....

Never make threats....

Walk softly and carry a big stick

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

Is that squirrel or grouse soup? Any beaver tail in it? (Dinner at uncle Ray's shack )

 

[MoBookworm1957]

Your mother wears combat boots.

In my sons case, their mother did wear combat boots.
And proud of it.

 

[GaRp58]

you were so ugly as a kid, your mom had to tie a bone around your neck so the dog would play with you.
OH YEAH? well you were so ugly, you momma fed you with a slingshot!!
Well, your daddy is so fat, his picture weighs 8 pounds...