Sayings kids will never hear

[Meerkat]

As long as they throw the first punch you can defend yourself.

 

[phideaux]

" if y'all can't play without fighting , I'll lock you in your room"

Jim

 

[Meerkat]

Don't care who hit who,both of ya will get a whipping.

 

[backlash]

You can't hit girls.
That changed when the girl next door smashed a rock into my brother's face. Dad didn't know it was a girl and he told my brother to stick up for himself. My brother went over to her house and punched her in the face. That girl's mom was mad but my dad told her she had it coming and we could defend ourselves. If she acted like a boy she was treated the same as a boy and if her husband wanted to talk about it to send him over.

 

[Meerkat]

You can't hit girls.
That changed when the girl next door smashed a rock into my brother's face. Dad didn't know it was a girl and he told my brother to stick up for himself. My brother went over to her house and punched her in the face. That girl's mom was mad but my dad told her she had it coming and we could defend ourselves. If she acted like a boy she was treated the same as a boy and if her husband wanted to talk about it to send him over.

The rock did take it to anotther level.

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

Let's go crapper tipping

Have you ever seen a snipe.....want to go snipe hunting tonight?

 

[SheepDog]

Yep, when dad told us boys that we couldn't hit girls
I heard you can't hit a lady. Ladies don't give you a reason to use physical force.

 

[DodgesMamMaw]

Go out and put some water on the ac pads.

 

[Sourdough]

A common outburst from my parents, "If you kids don't behave, we will sell you "Back" to the Indians".

My parents were born in the 1920's........I have always wondered if that was something they get from their parents who were born in the 1880's. Maybe kids did get sold to the Indians back then. For sure most were afraid of the Indians back then. I am roughly 1/8 Shelby Indian. From upstate Shelby, New York.

 

[backlash]

One of you go sit on the ice cream maker so the boys can turn the handle.

 

[Amish Heart]

Ha Ha. We do that.

 

[phideaux]

" If I catch y'all swanging on that gate gate again, I'll wear your hindend out"

Jim
Ps I did get a tail whooping for riding the gate .

 

[GaRp58]

Scooby Dooby Dooooooo!!!!

 

[SeventiesWreckers]

Heavens To Betsy & Goodnight Nurse.

Hell's Bells'

Two Cats Fighting In A Pillowcase.....

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[Patchouli]

Don’t make me come over there.
Starting sentences that aren’t questions with the word “why.”
Why you little…(insult for stupid act or words from another).
Why I oughta…(threat).
Were you born yesterday?

 

[Bacpacker]

Don’t make me come over there.
Starting sentences that aren’t questions with the word “why.”
Why you little…(insult for stupid act or words from another).
Why I oughta…(threat).
Were you born yesterday?

Ive been asked a few of those.

 

[LadyLocust]

After you finish your chores.

 

[Morgan101]

That's a doozy!
(meaning something extraordinary. Actually started from the old Duesenberg cars back in the 1920's)

Look it up.
(could have been in the dictionary, encyclopedia, phone book, Yellow Pages)

 

[LadyLocust]

God willin’ and the creek don’t rise.

Oh my stars and garters.

I know those are a little different than the type of things above, but I can’t imagine what a young’n would think hearing them