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Nope, just a guy with a lady, a laptop and time to kill.
This better not be based on a true story , LOL!!!
.....and I want add, some of us wondered, " what if she's not enough for him an he dumps her?!" Now we are like, hope he can keep up so she doesn't dump him!!
Absolutely kidding... SO glad you two found each other!!
Absolutely kidding... SO glad you two found each other!!
It's unfolding before your very eyes!
And for the record, I have never been to a hostel before. The place had numerous rooms where you just rent a bed for the night, sleeping in a room with 1-7 other people. The private room was a much better option.
.....and I want add, some of us wondered, " what if she's not enough for him an he dumps her?!" Now we are like, hope he can keep up so she doesn't dump him!!
She is starting to scare me. Everyone thinks they can handle a race car until you get behind the wheel! But seriously I really believe she just had things pent up for so long that she is making up for lost time. Pretty sure her dry streak was over half a decade.
She's taking you places you've never been!!
I agree! She's also probably ovulating and and extra horny (is it ok to say that?
, sure Pearl, go ahead)! Dr. Doolittle (or Dr. Dud) (the ex) really missed the boat with this gal! Marsh, you will just have to rally through this hot streak she is having!! 
Me thinks she's taking US ALL to places we've never been ..... lololol
What makes you think this is a temporary hot streak?I agree! She's also probably ovulating and and extra horny (is it ok to say that?
What if this is the norm? Poor Marsh may end up a dried out husk by next year!!!!
Next year? Next month!
I agree! She's also probably ovulating and and extra horny (is it ok to say that?
I don't think the dentist knew where to put his drill or how to work it. His pick up line was probably "Baby, this is gonna be the best 2 minutes of your life!".
I think you need a sidekick, Lone Ranger had Tonto, Sherlock Holmes had Watson,. I would be willing to sacrifice and be yours. You live such a spectacular life, but we would probably be more like Laurel and Hardy.
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Seems that dreams to come true. Just don’t let your endorphin level get so high and for so long that you eventually crash and crash hard, d marsh.
I’ve been there… it ain’t pretty.
I’ve been there… it ain’t pretty.
I will grab my batman suit. Do you look good in green tights?
My life may sound like an adventure, but I spend more time in a car driving or sitting out here alone than I do anything else. My pops used to say "Even John Wayne gets diarrhea and Farrah Fawcett gets PMS".
A little early to be a dream come true, but it's promising and a lot of fun so far. I hear you about the endorphins, like going into the suck then coming home to boredom.
Green tights, I would like like a 20 lb shoat in a 5 lb bag.
That is in the Check-out Grocery Lane...!!!
That is in the Check-out Grocery Lane...!!!
NOW you tell me!
D--MARSHThat is in the Check-out Grocery Lane...!!!
Please write a book ....its too funny !!!!
They sell out fast!! And make sure you keep up and buy the latest volumes, the information changes quickly!!
You can always come in with an injury and get cuddle for once, then the kettle will be full steam the next day.
I had a three or four time a day one for a while, it was FUN, just wherever we went It was the time and place.
Even with her mom and dad sister and her husband fishing down the bank once.
Family outings were a thing to take seriously and find a good place to hide later on in the evening.
She wanted to be like her sis though and I didn't want to be like her sis's husband.
Took a while to get out, the Army did it for me Adios off to the green machine.
She married a few times but never stayed at home long.
Keep the faith @dmarsh we have every confidence that you will be victorious in the quest for balance.
I had a three or four time a day one for a while, it was FUN, just wherever we went It was the time and place.
Even with her mom and dad sister and her husband fishing down the bank once.
Family outings were a thing to take seriously and find a good place to hide later on in the evening.
She wanted to be like her sis though and I didn't want to be like her sis's husband.
Took a while to get out, the Army did it for me Adios off to the green machine.
She married a few times but never stayed at home long.
Keep the faith @dmarsh we have every confidence that you will be victorious in the quest for balance.
D--MARSH
Please write a book ....its too funny !!!!
I have been writing some stories about my job at the law firm. Less sex but the events are more detailed and interesting. If the lady and I end up making a long commitment I may go back and see how it would look at a book of some kind.
Don't leave out the parts about your trusty relationship advisor!!
The book will end that way:
*And they had a happy life, lots of children and they stayed together to the end of times. *
I don’t think you know, and fortunately it only happened to me once after I caved to a woman that I wasn’t initially physically attracted to. When “it” happened… it was record breaking, and after that she couldn’t get enough. The downer was she that was wasn’t mentally stable (bipolar) and I was kicking myself for what I got myself into.
She was a lot fun though. One time at a bar a stranger said something about me looking like Jesus. She replied saying in bed she calls me God. Lol….
There’s some good times looking back, but overall was a huge mistake. Probably nothing you have worry about.
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The book will end that way:
*And they had a happy life, lots of children and they stayed together to the end of times. *
No Marsh babies are swimming in the fluid, Doc made sure of that. A wise investment that has paid off a few times, including at least 2 "I am pregnant and you're the Daddy" calls. Guess what honey, no I'm not!
Well now I'm worried!
Kidding. I am a free man with resources. I could be in Florida or Alaska in under a week if need be. Overseas if I add a few days.
Tell us when you have to change your keypad code again.
I joke, you’ll be fine
I joke, you’ll be fine
She is well aware. She has a kid and is very happy just being a mother of one. Plus I am not sure at what age ladies stop having kids, but something tells me she is close to that age.
