People love to take modern Chargers and Challengers and make them into the Duke boy's car.
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People love to take modern Chargers and Challengers and make them into the Duke boy's car.
When Sven comes out in a white jump suit with a bottle of baby oil I will only be showing him as much of my backside as he can see as I run out the door. He's definitely not going to see my pistol. The lady said every massage she has ever had was a female massage therapist, but she has never had a couples massage so she doesn't know if it will be Sven, LeRoy or Roberto. I told her unless it's someone with X X chromosomes I will be taking a pass. Even if that person's name is Helga and she's 6' 285# with the grip strength of a silverback gorilla. I did however promise not to fall in love with her.
I don't let people touch me! Special permission required!!
I agree with you - I know that some people are into massages but I get the 'yuck' feeling too. I like my hubby to play with my hair once in awhile if we watch a movie together, but I don't like the idea of a stranger touching me. Maybe it's the modesty instilled in me at a young age - I don't know.
Good news! No spa day for me! The girls school thing got postponed until next week so she was able to go with her mother. I am not disappointed in the least and after she finally told me what was going to happen, I would have not participated in most of it anyway. This is the package she signed up for: time in the quiet room with fruit infused waters and fancy finger foods, volcanic black sand bath, manicure, pedicure, facial treatment, and 90 minute massage. The whole thing takes 3 1/2-4 hours and costs more than I paid for a new handgun yesterday. She doesn't get the big package every week, but yikes, I am so happy I didn't have to go.
... Right next to the gun you were born with!
As far as massages ... only special people.
ah...yea no to that...spa day be a soak in the tub or a dunk down by the river.
now question is just how much did it cost you to get daughters school thing postponed?
We stayed in a rental one time that had a hot tub with refreshingly hot water and the strongest jets that really gave your back a good massage. I would love to get one of them but I think they're a lot of work with balancing the pool chemicals and keeping it clean. Everything is work, work, work. it must really be nice to be rich and be able to pay people to keep your pool clean! I try never to envy others but once in awhile I think of how nice it would be to have someone cook your meals, clean your house, and be able to enjoy things like a hot tub. Ah well, in my dreams...
My hubby's buddy used to do carpentry work for ball players in a wealthy area and he said that "they live different lives."
There's a huge gulf between hiring a pool servicing company ($180/m), and the lives lived by mega-millionaire pro sports figures!!!
Did I miss something??🤔
My hot tub isn't expensive at all, I just have to make sure her dinner is warm and her eye candy is hot. 🔥
This lady's Friday routine is amazing. Wake up, drink coffee, go for a swim, take a shower, go to the spa, get pampered for 4 hours, come home, tell me all the things she is going to do that day, fall asleep on the sofa or in the bedroom, nap for 3 hours, wake up, say she is too relaxed and sleepy to do anything, lounge around until dinner is served. Then, speaking from experience, she will have some wine, light a few candles, turn the lights down, listen to some music and play on her phone until it's time to go to bed. Don't get me wrong, she is a go-getter who runs her ass off most of the week, but Fridays, that day is her lazy day.
So what are you going to do when you run out of pictures of me doing Manly stuff
I am more worried about my latex Tirediron mask falling off!
