The too many cooks game.

Homesteading & Country Living Forum

Help Support Homesteading & Country Living Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.

Magus

The Shaman of suburbia.
HCL Supporter
Neighbor
Joined
Dec 13, 2017
Messages
16,082
Location
Look behind you in that dark corner.
Everybody gets one ingredient to add to the stew and you have to quote the recipe thus far.

Distilled water. two gallons!
 
2 gallons of distilled water.
a little over 2 pounds of yak testicles.
2 sprigs of rosemary.
1 rounded tablespoon ground black pepper
1 minced and honey candied Habanero pepper.

Mountain oysters... a wise guy in every bunch LOL
 
Last edited:
OK, uh.. Yah, sorry Magus... I gotta 'call it here'...

If we're at 2 Gals of Distilled Water, with little more than 'Yak Nuts' in it, uh... 🤢

..I'm quickly tossing in 1 lb of Potassium Permagnate in a paper-towel ball, putting the Lid on snugly / Inverting the whole Pot... and Running My Ass Off.. 😈🤓

💥Soup's Done! 😆 Yah, I think we should 'reset' to starting with the Water, Rosemary, and Pepper.. I'll toss in a skinned, properly-gutted Wabbit.. ;)

jd
 
OK, uh.. Yah, sorry Magus... I gotta 'call it here'...

If we're at 2 Gals of Distilled Water, with little more than 'Yak Nuts' in it, uh... 🤢

..I'm quickly tossing in 1 lb of Potassium Permagnate in a paper-towel ball, putting the Lid on snugly / Inverting the whole Pot... and Running My Ass Off.. 😈🤓

💥Soup's Done! 😆 Yah, I think we should 'reset' to starting with the Water, Rosemary, and Pepper.. I'll toss in a skinned, properly-gutted Wabbit.. ;)

jd
Modify rules

Each cook can delete a previous ingrediant

Ben
 
2 gallons of distilled water.
a little over 2 pounds of beef shanks.
2 sprigs of rosemary.
1 rounded tablespoon ground black pepper
1 minced and honey candied Habanero pepper.
3 pounds of lean cubed boneless black bear meat
 
2 gallons of distilled water.
a little over 2 pounds of beef shanks.
2 sprigs of rosemary.
1 rounded tablespoon ground black pepper
1 minced and honey candied Habanero pepper.
3 pounds of lean cubed boneless black bear meat
Sea salt.
 
This is turning into a stew that only Jethro Bodine would eat.
2 gallons of distilled water.
a little over 2 pounds of beef shanks.
2 sprigs of rosemary.
1 rounded tablespoon ground black pepper
1 minced and honey candied Habanero pepper.
3 pounds of lean cubed boneless black bear meat

Add a couple dozen baby carrots
 
Baby carrots are for babies. - I say substitute for fullsize

2 gallons of distilled water.
a little over 2 pounds of
beef shanks.
2 sprigs of rosemary.
1 rounded tablespoon ground black pepper
1 minced and honey candied Habanero pepper.
3 pounds of lean cubed boneless black bear meat
full bag of rough chopped adult carrots
 
Baby carrots are for babies. - I say substitute for fullsize

2 gallons of distilled water.
a little over 2 pounds of
beef shanks.
2 sprigs of rosemary.
1 rounded tablespoon ground black pepper
1 minced and honey candied Habanero pepper.
3 pounds of lean cubed boneless black bear meat
full bag of rough chopped adult carrots

I'm good with that. Lots of carrots
And add pototoes.
 
1 minced and honey candied Habanero pepper - DELETED

Updated recipe:

2 gallons of distilled water.
a little over 2 pounds of beef shanks.
2 sprigs of rosemary.
1 rounded tablespoon ground black pepper
2 rounded tablespoons of sea salt
3 pounds of lean cubed boneless black bear meat
full bag of rough chopped adult carrots

6-7 large potatoes, cubed.
 
1 minced and honey candied Habanero pepper - DELETED

Updated recipe:

2 gallons of distilled water.
a little over 2 pounds of beef shanks.
2 sprigs of rosemary.
1 rounded tablespoon ground black pepper
2 rounded tablespoons of sea salt
3 pounds of lean cubed boneless black bear meat
full bag of rough chopped adult carrots

6-7 large potatoes, cubed.
2 large onions, chopped up
 
1 minced and honey candied Habanero pepper - DELETED

Updated recipe:

2 gallons of distilled water.
a little over 2 pounds of beef shanks.
2 sprigs of rosemary.
1 rounded tablespoon ground black pepper
2 rounded tablespoons of sea salt
3 pounds of lean cubed boneless black bear meat
full bag of rough chopped adult carrots

6-7 large potatoes, cubed.

2 large onions, chopped up

Delete: 2 gal distilled water
Add: 2 gal beef stock and some worcestershire sauce.
 
Current status of recipe:

2 gal beef stock and some Worcestershire sauce
a little over 2 pounds of beef shanks
2 sprigs of rosemary
1 rounded tablespoon ground black pepper
2 rounded tablespoons of sea salt
3 pounds of lean cubed boneless black bear meat
full bag of rough chopped adult carrots
6-7 large potatoes, cubed
2 large onions, chopped up

And now, several diced edible wild mushrooms
 
2 gal beef stock and some Worcestershire sauce
a little over 2 pounds of beef shanks
2 sprigs of rosemary
1 rounded tablespoon ground black pepper
2 rounded tablespoons of sea salt
3 pounds of lean cubed boneless black bear meat
full bag of rough chopped adult carrots
6-7 large potatoes, cubed
2 large onions, chopped up
And now, several diced edible wild mushrooms
Barley

Large bag of frozen green peas...
 
2 gal beef stock and some Worcestershire sauce
a little over 2 pounds of beef shanks
2 sprigs of rosemary
1 rounded tablespoon ground black pepper
2 rounded tablespoons of sea salt
3 pounds of lean cubed boneless black bear meat
full bag of rough chopped adult carrots
6-7 large potatoes, cubed
2 large onions, chopped up
And now, several diced edible wild mushrooms
Barley
Large bag of frozen green peas...

In a large stock pot lightly brown the bear meat and beef shanks.

...
 
2 gal beef stock and some Worcestershire sauce
a little over 2 pounds of beef shanks
2 sprigs of rosemary
1 rounded tablespoon ground black pepper
2 rounded tablespoons of sea salt
3 pounds of lean cubed boneless black bear meat
full bag of rough chopped adult carrots
6-7 large potatoes, cubed
2 large onions, chopped up
And now, several diced edible wild mushrooms
Barley
Large bag of frozen green peas...

In a large stock pot lightly brown the bear meat and beef shanks.

...

Remove meat and sauté onions, celery (addition) and carrots in butter with a touch of olive oil.
 
Yack testes are quite DELETED.

Yep... Adios, chibolas!... o_O

.. I see some of you are quite snooty and have a soft and delicate palate.

Reeeally, now.. 🤔 How about we nix the Beef Shanks also (the Bear is Out, right?) and add some 'Sea Pu***'...

913dda2aeac7b8e49c861e5eed5fcb0a.jpg
:oops:

..U still Game, Mr Marsh? ...Mr Marsh? M🤢🤮 uh, Oahhh.... Uh.. Anybody bring a Mop? 🤭

Actually, I think Urchin would 'blend' Quite well with all these Other ingredients, sooo... I will +1 the Urchins. 😈

jd
 
Yep... Adios, chibolas!... o_O



Reeeally, now.. 🤔 How about we nix the Beef Shanks also (the Bear is Out, right?) and add some 'Sea Pu***'...

913dda2aeac7b8e49c861e5eed5fcb0a.jpg
:oops:

..U still Game, Mr Marsh? ...Mr Marsh? M🤢🤮 uh, Oahhh.... Uh.. Anybody bring a Mop? 🤭

Actually, I think Urchin would 'blend' Quite well with all these Other ingredients, sooo... I will +1 the Urchins. 😈

jd
YIKES!
Um. A cup of sprouted barley.
and ONE Budweiser tall boy.
 

Latest posts

Back
Top