Well, for some reason my Samsung 6 Series 65" curved screen & supposedly "smart TV" did NOT save the other half of 'PEARL HARBOR' for me, so I wound up watching 'KICKBOXER: RETALIATION' with Jean-Claude Van Damme in the role of blind mentor (as well as film producer, lol), and I must say it was HIGHLY entertaining! I never caught this one before, as I was living in the Arizona boondocks when it came out in 2018, and I was probably too busy riding dirt bikes in the White Mountains (and especially on Rim Road 300) to even notice that the flick was out, lol.
GREAT friggin' movie, so funny in parts, like that whole fight scene played out to the tune of 'WIPEOUT!' I was laughing so hard my sides were about to split... and I only had a few beers and one little bong hit, lol. Dang, that goldurned movie was HILARIOUS! And the 400-lb. 'Mongut' dude was pretty gnarly, I wouldn't have tackled him without a 460 Weatherby Magnum Rifle, lol. Dude was like a rhino, hard to take down... if yer gonna scrap with him, ya better have some health & possibly some life insurance, AYE? Jeez, that guy was like a freakin' TRUCK, practically indestructible!
Anyway, I recommend this flick to anybody into the martial arts genre of films, it certainly was entertaining! No man alive could take the kind of punishment dished out in these films, but hey, it's ENTERTAINMENT!!! The film even had Mike Tyson as a scrappy boxer in a Thai jail, lol... I was surprised that he didn't bite off the hero's ear at some point in the flick, lol. "YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?" Good ol' Tyson, he sure was a scrappy SOB, I'd probably want a firearm for him too, though a 12-gauge shotgun with 00 Buck would probably handle the job, lol... with the 400-lb. dude, the 00 Buck would just p!$$ him off, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! A .50-cal Desert Eagle pistol might be a good idea as backup, lol.
Alright, here's where I log out and make a small green side salad to go with the big ol' bowl of homemade turkey soup I'm having for dinner, lol. Yes, I'm still working on that soup, but I happen to like turkey soup, especially in this cold weather, so bring it on! My home is actually pretty warm with the heater CRANKED, but the weather is definitely CHILLY outside, lol. This is a good night to mack that soup, then crawl into bed and read the rest of THE SAVAGE PLAIN, by Carter Travis Young... a tale of woe involving bloodthirsty Comanches & other assorted troublemakers, lol. I started it earlier today, and it's not a bad tale, though there's some ugliness in it... ah, those HARDY PIONEERS!!!
Y'ALL BE GOOD, I'M OFF TO DINNER AND THE WILD, WILD WEST!!! SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT!!!
GREAT friggin' movie, so funny in parts, like that whole fight scene played out to the tune of 'WIPEOUT!' I was laughing so hard my sides were about to split... and I only had a few beers and one little bong hit, lol. Dang, that goldurned movie was HILARIOUS! And the 400-lb. 'Mongut' dude was pretty gnarly, I wouldn't have tackled him without a 460 Weatherby Magnum Rifle, lol. Dude was like a rhino, hard to take down... if yer gonna scrap with him, ya better have some health & possibly some life insurance, AYE? Jeez, that guy was like a freakin' TRUCK, practically indestructible!
Anyway, I recommend this flick to anybody into the martial arts genre of films, it certainly was entertaining! No man alive could take the kind of punishment dished out in these films, but hey, it's ENTERTAINMENT!!! The film even had Mike Tyson as a scrappy boxer in a Thai jail, lol... I was surprised that he didn't bite off the hero's ear at some point in the flick, lol. "YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?" Good ol' Tyson, he sure was a scrappy SOB, I'd probably want a firearm for him too, though a 12-gauge shotgun with 00 Buck would probably handle the job, lol... with the 400-lb. dude, the 00 Buck would just p!$$ him off, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! A .50-cal Desert Eagle pistol might be a good idea as backup, lol.
Alright, here's where I log out and make a small green side salad to go with the big ol' bowl of homemade turkey soup I'm having for dinner, lol. Yes, I'm still working on that soup, but I happen to like turkey soup, especially in this cold weather, so bring it on! My home is actually pretty warm with the heater CRANKED, but the weather is definitely CHILLY outside, lol. This is a good night to mack that soup, then crawl into bed and read the rest of THE SAVAGE PLAIN, by Carter Travis Young... a tale of woe involving bloodthirsty Comanches & other assorted troublemakers, lol. I started it earlier today, and it's not a bad tale, though there's some ugliness in it... ah, those HARDY PIONEERS!!!
Y'ALL BE GOOD, I'M OFF TO DINNER AND THE WILD, WILD WEST!!! SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT!!!