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this is a serious discussion so yall stop snickering.
a friend of mine, my old marine sgt friend told me a funny story this thanksgiving.
he was in another state driving to go visit one of his daughters who lives in a city kinda up north. there were some kind of protestors sitting on the highway going into the city and blocking traffic--about 20+ cars or so. i thinbk they were climate protesters.
some people got out and tried to talk to them, please--i got to get to work and come on, you are hurting people and not doing a thing for the climate, and get yo a*ss up and out of the way or ill drag it off---
that kind of thing as you can imagine,
but no driver wanted bad confrontation they just wanted to make them move so they could continue but didnt want to touch them or possibly be accused of assault or something.
my friend was standing outside his truck, went up towards the front where the 4 protestors were sittig on the road blocking everyone and chanting slogans and ignoring the people in front of them.
he saw one old guy go back to his truck and walk calmly back to the line of protestors. he had his hand in his pocket. he said you are breaking the law and blocking acess, preventing us from getting to where we have to go. i will give you to the count of 5 to move.
they ignored him and kept chanting something.
the guy went up towards the first guy on the road, turned away from him, pulled this tube thing out of his pocket and sprayed the guy.
the protester guy sort of yelped, gagged, started to gough and got up and ran to the side and puked. the others watched--the old man walked over oto the next one and repeated--you are blocking the road illegally preventing us from getting where we need to be, are you going to move off the road? 2nd guy kinda confused said no i guess and started chanting, so old guy turned away from him and gave a spray. 2nd protester started to gag and cough and got up fast going over to the side of the road.,
i guess others could smell it cause the drivers started to laugh, old man went over to 3rd protester who i guess coud start to smell the prior sprays and giot up fast and ran off and the other did too.
the drivers laughed a bunch and started to clap. road was clear. drivers wrnt back to their cars and drive off to continue on their way.
my friend said he laughed his butt off and then later got himself some of the stink fart sprays. said you never know when it might be a good idea to have and ordered some from amazon.
now i got no idea on this, never seen or smelt it but was thinking sometbing like thins might come in handy as the world gets stupider.
story made me laugh and thought yall get a kick out of it.
a friend of mine, my old marine sgt friend told me a funny story this thanksgiving.
he was in another state driving to go visit one of his daughters who lives in a city kinda up north. there were some kind of protestors sitting on the highway going into the city and blocking traffic--about 20+ cars or so. i thinbk they were climate protesters.
some people got out and tried to talk to them, please--i got to get to work and come on, you are hurting people and not doing a thing for the climate, and get yo a*ss up and out of the way or ill drag it off---
that kind of thing as you can imagine,
but no driver wanted bad confrontation they just wanted to make them move so they could continue but didnt want to touch them or possibly be accused of assault or something.
my friend was standing outside his truck, went up towards the front where the 4 protestors were sittig on the road blocking everyone and chanting slogans and ignoring the people in front of them.
he saw one old guy go back to his truck and walk calmly back to the line of protestors. he had his hand in his pocket. he said you are breaking the law and blocking acess, preventing us from getting to where we have to go. i will give you to the count of 5 to move.
they ignored him and kept chanting something.
the guy went up towards the first guy on the road, turned away from him, pulled this tube thing out of his pocket and sprayed the guy.
the protester guy sort of yelped, gagged, started to gough and got up and ran to the side and puked. the others watched--the old man walked over oto the next one and repeated--you are blocking the road illegally preventing us from getting where we need to be, are you going to move off the road? 2nd guy kinda confused said no i guess and started chanting, so old guy turned away from him and gave a spray. 2nd protester started to gag and cough and got up fast going over to the side of the road.,
i guess others could smell it cause the drivers started to laugh, old man went over to 3rd protester who i guess coud start to smell the prior sprays and giot up fast and ran off and the other did too.
the drivers laughed a bunch and started to clap. road was clear. drivers wrnt back to their cars and drive off to continue on their way.
my friend said he laughed his butt off and then later got himself some of the stink fart sprays. said you never know when it might be a good idea to have and ordered some from amazon.
now i got no idea on this, never seen or smelt it but was thinking sometbing like thins might come in handy as the world gets stupider.
story made me laugh and thought yall get a kick out of it.
Fake coughing gets people away pretty fast too!!
