Did you Know You Can Breathe thru Your Butt?

[jazzy]

i got to say i am stunned with this new scientific discovery that claims evidence mammals can breathe thru their butts which was awarded a Nobel Prize. . that means you boys and girls and all in between--you are a butt breather and didnt even knw it i bet. got to follow the science right? new breath taking discovery----so always remember---if you ever cant breathe like someones holding yer head under the spigot or holds a pillow over your face t all you got to do is start inhaling thru yer nether regions. dont forget to wipe when yer done.

i tend to lean towards the position that this is an adaptive trait acquired by current politicians. i admit i have no evidence except for listening to some of them. it makes me wonder if they are breathing thru their butts and fart at the same time do they asphyxiate themselves or just give them a headache?

Nobel prize goes to team who found mammals can breathe through anuses​

In a stark demonstration of how award-winning breakthroughs can come from the most unlikely directions, researchers have won an Ig Nobel prize for discovering that mammals can breathe through their anuses.


https://www.theguardian.com/science...-who-found-mammals-can-breathe-through-anuses

 

[Mountain trapper]

Amazing. I can only exhale through my butt.

 

[SoJer]

...Nobel prize goes to team who found mammals can breathe through anuses..

Pfff, Old news, jazz, old news...

..That was what.. 2020?

jd

 

[Canon29]

There's a quote that goes something like:

Satire is a tool against powerholders- when it's used against the weak its cruel and vulgar.

Or something like that I think I butchered it.

 

[Bacpacker]

I know folks that have their head up their butt

 

[Weedygarden]

Jazzy, this is hilarious! Thank you! And the other comments are equally as hilarious.

 

[SoulSeeker]

I've known a lot of people who think with their butt, and we all have eaten crap at least once in our lives, so I can see breathing also. To play a game called Squint you hold a dime with your butt and stand over a shot glass and drop it in the glass. Yes, yes lots of time on my hands or should I say butt.

 

[Snowman]

I'm just so Glad that I was Not on that Team that got the "Nobel"... Now how to say that with a Straight Face...?!?

 

[Haertig]

Sounds prone to airway obstructions. No way I'm going to do a Heimlich down there! Rescue breathing would be right out as well.

 

[DrHenley]

Who knew farting was a form of verbal communication?

 

[Mountain trapper]

I've known a lot of people who think with their butt, and we all have eaten crap at least once in our lives, so I can see breathing also. To play a game called Squint you hold a dime with your butt and stand over a shot glass and drop it in the glass. Yes, yes lots of time on my hands or should I say butt.

I've been to a bar in Amsterdam where girls would jump up on the bar and drop ping pong balls in shot glasses. Only not with their butt cheeks..... It was educational to say the least.

 

[Mountain trapper]

So...if we held Harris's head under water she'd still keep on breathing? That might explain that irritating nasaly voice of hers; she's breathing through her butt.