Jokes and Humor

[Caribou]

That's a sousaphone, not a tuba. (Yeah, I was a band nerd!)

You must be getting old, the first thing I noticed was the chick.

 

[Magus]

The only reason to take band is to meet the hot chicks, am I right guys?

 

[angie_nrs]

This isn't really funny but it didn't really fit anywhere else. I think it's 100% cool.

 

[Dani]

This isn't really funny but it didn't really fit anywhere else. I think it's 100% cool.
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I remember seeing those in museums thinking what a great idea! Just beautifull wood.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Dani]

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I have a set of Reebok black soxs that has the lettering in different colors. I got to the point, I don't care matching the colors of lettering. I just go with black Reebok soxs. Hunny said something aboput it. I said I was going with the Grands and setting a trend.

 

[Neb]

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Solved that problem!

Only wear black crew socks and they match nicely.

Ben

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Dani beat me to it.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Sparky_D]

The only reason to take band is to meet the hot chicks, am I right guys?

I took up band to get out of PE.
I was 11. Girls weren't even on my radar...

 

[Lenny]

I have a set of Reebok black soxs that has the lettering in different colors. I got to the point, I don't care matching the colors of lettering. I just go with black Reebok soxs. Hunny said something aboput it. I said I was going with the Grands and setting a trend.

HA HA HA
A Veteran organization I belong to, Vietnam Veterans of America, decided to help out needy families for Christmas once about 7 years ago. I got stuck buying gifts for a teenage girl. Fortunately a female friend of mine who's daughter was about the same age at that time, was able to tag along with me. She said THEN that girls were doing what you do.....they deliberately do not match up the socks. She suggested I buy a package of a dozen that were all different. I shook my head. I don't remember what else I bought her and the VVA delivered them. (Thank God) LOL

 

[Caribou]

Guinness record.

 

[Magus]

I took up band to get out of PE.
I was 11. Girls weren't even on my radar...

But I bet you met some! I swept the gym after school for my PE grade.

 

[Caribou]

Subject: heard this joke today and I have to write it down to not forget

An older gentleman was shopping and as he departed the store, several ruffians surrounded and began harassing him. He asked that they not do so and to leave him alone. That only integrated the situation more to a point that the old man told them that he was going to call his son to defend him, saying to the ruffians, that they should move along as his son trained porpoises. The jerks laughed and thought that the funniest, so they handed him back his phone and told the old fellow to go ahead, they'd wait ha ha ha. Shortly the son arrived, stepped out of his car and proceeded to wack each and every one of the ruffians to the point of submission. Turning to his dad he said, "Navy seals, Dad, I train Navy seals, not porpoises.

 

[Magus]

OWNED!

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Haertig]

"Navy seals, Dad, I train Navy seals, not porpoises.

My daughter trained seals and dolphins (not porpoises) for the Navy. I don't know much about that job - only a few anecdotes that she was allowed to tell - because it was classified.

 

[Magus]

I dunno where this goes, but no joke, IRANIAN heavy metal!
**** or sanity, probably not great if you have epilepsy either...0_o


I'm thinking these camel humpers are summoning eldritch gods and stuff! 0_o
Might want to drink some holy water or something if you watch it.

 

[Grandpas Farm]

That's a sousaphone, not a tuba. (Yeah, I was a band nerd!)

A sousaphone is part of the Tuba Family of instruments. This includes 11 different tubas. The Bass tuba, the Contrabass, The Euphonium, The Flugelhorn, The Ophicleide, The Subcontrabass horn. The Wagner horn, The Helicon, The Marching Tuba, The Sousaphone as referenced above and Lastly the Phillipino Tuba.
Not a band nerd, But I did graduate from John Philip Sousa Junior High School and was a music education major at college. John Philip Sousa - As in the Sousaphone!

 

[Woody]

I am finding more disinformation on the internet, I sent a note to Adam Schiff..

Someone is trying to pass off these two and Lois Lane and Jimmy Olson.

There is no way that is them, I watched Superman last night and this is the real Jimmy and Lois!

 

[Woody]

 

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[Pearl]

I am finding more disinformation on the internet, I sent a note to Adam Schiff..

Someone is trying to pass off these two and Lois Lane and Jimmy Olson.
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There is no way that is them, I watched Superman last night and this is the real Jimmy and Lois!
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Isn't that Mr. and Mrs. Howell??

 

[Woody]

 

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[Woody]