Jokes and Humor

[INresponse]

I'M SO EXCITED! My girlfriend is a flight attendant and wanted to give me a special Christmas present. She gave me 1 dart and a world map and said, “Throw the dart and wherever it lands, we will fly there after the Christmas holidays.”

Sooooo, yeah it looks like we’ll be spending 2 weeks in the laundry room! You just never know!

 

[INresponse]

You remind me of my little toe.
Sooner or later I am gonna bang you on the table.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

Okay then... pass the limes.

 

[Bacpacker]

I'm betting no lips touched those liquor or not

 

[joel]

I'm betting no lips touched those liquor or not

I was thinking not without liquor.

 

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[Bacpacker]

I was thinking not without liquor.

Yeah there was some 2, 3, or even 4 baggers in that group

 

[Amish Heart]

I'm not sure I want to know what that is.

 

[dademoss]

I'm not sure I want to know what that is.

I'm out, throwing @Bacpacker under the bus

 

[Caribou]

I'm not sure I want to know what that is.

Two bag ugly is where you put a bag over your head incase hers falls off.

 

[Bacpacker]

Sorry Amish

 

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[angie_nrs]

This was hilarious. Satire turned reality..... The last line had me cracking up.
https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/155/157/171/playable/607d14d570c222ce.mp4

 

[Magus]

Was that for Jane Russell?

Geez. I had to wear a brace they called "the corset" for 6 weeks, those things hurt like hell, never mind my damn back!

 

[Magus]

You remind me of my little toe.
Sooner or later I am gonna bang you on the table.

Best pick up line ever!

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

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[Bacpacker]

Where my eye bleach

 

[INresponse]

 

[INresponse]

OK. Last post before heading up the mountain. Hoping for snow to watch out the windows of the cabin.

 

[Supervisor42]

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That's only a '1-bagger', she's not fat and has all her teeth.
(Yes, in my youth I've done ones way worse than that).

 

[Magus]

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OH, DEAR GODS! IT'S MY SISTER!!
Well, probably not, if it is, she's lost a bit of weight...
Mule-butt fugly is forever though.

 

[LadyLocust]

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I saw a Christmas gift bag that read, "Does Santa have a good-ish list?"

 

[Woody]