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Pearl said:
Must be where I get gas!

That would be where I'd exhaust my gas!

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dademoss said:
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That's ANY birdbath in Texas in the summer!!

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my moment

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.... I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod... and how was your day?