Jokes and Humor

[Magus]

My neighbor got in trouble for putting a lid on his brat's crib, he got out of it by asking the judge what the difference was between a lid on the crib and a gate on the door. He had the lid because his idiot kid had already climbed out of the crib twice and discovered gravity. the stupid babysitter had to find another job after that.

 

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[Peanut]

 

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[Woody]

 

[joel]

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It is good for you, there are many studies & videos on it.
I lost weight on a diet full of Bacon & eggs, sometimes all I eat in a day is bacon & eggs.

 

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[Caribou]

I almost put this in political humour but I figured that family politics was a bit of a stretch.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Amish Heart]

Aww, cute tots.

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[Magus]

Yup.

 

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I had an aircraft mech tell me to go get him a bucket of prop wash.
I told him that I was not that stupid and he could go get it himself.
He said come with me. Walked up to a 55 gallon barrel that was stenciled "Prop Wash".
He wiped the prop down with it so any hairline cracks would show up.
You always had to be on your toes or you would wind up looking gullible and dumb.

 

[Tacitus]

I had an aircraft mech tell me to go get him a bucket of prop wash.
I told him that I was not that stupid and he could go get it himself.
He said come with me. Walked up to a 55 gallon barrel that was stenciled "Prop Wash".
He wiped the prop down with it so any hairline cracks would show up.
You always had to be on your toes or you would wind up looking gullible and dumb.

Indeed, you have to be on your toes. Sounded like a "left handed smoke shifter" to me at first.

Well, I'm off with some friends on a snipe hunt!

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

The good old days!

 

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[Lenny]

ELF ON THE SHELF AND.......

 

[Supervisor42]

The good old days!
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Ah, I remember those days!
I would go into the monthly 'computer club' meeting and brag about how my 1500 baud modem was 5 times faster than everyone else's 300 baud modem.

 

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[jazzy]

fact check true
does anyone need any more proof we are living in the Twilight Zone?