Jokes and Humor

[Haertig]

They know that we will not buy them for ourselves.

Additionally, who says you have to throw out the old ones when you get new ones? I can go one month between clothes washing with my new stuff. If I drag my old stuff back into active duty, that easily stretches things to two months. Why get rid of something that can prove so useful in emergencies?

 

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[joel]

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Yes it does.

 

[Woody]

 

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[LadyLocust]

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What?! @Magus hasn't seen this yet. I think he needs a T-shirt of this!

 

[dademoss]

What?! @Magus hasn't seen this yet. I think he needs a T-shirt of this!

Never argue with Rocket Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy

 

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[Magus]

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Aw hell yeah! <3!
Two hillbillies were talking. Yup. Maw talked me into using that fancy Japanese toilet when we was on vacation. we was there and I had to do a number two you know. anyway, as soon as I get sit down this control board pops up next to me and swings over, it has a little TV and all that, but I can't see too good and I can't read Japanese no ways. Anyway I get done and hit the first button, and you know what a Bidet is right? Anyway, our toilet in France had one. huh. well ain't that nice. the second button I got hot air all on my butt until it was dry, the third button gave me a blast of talcum powder. the last one was a bright pink with a woman symbol on it. Ma said she heard me scream all the way down in the lobby when that tampon went in there!

 

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[Pearl]

Well I'll be darned, COUNT the beers!! Drank 83 beers a few times trying to figure that one out!!

 

[jazzy]

cant wait to hear yalls comments--

Airline passenger busted trying to smuggle 2 otters, prairie dog in his underwear

https://notthebee.com/article/airli...smuggle-2-otters-prairie-dog-in-his-underwear

 

[Pearl]

I think they should let him bring them on the plane as therapy animals! Of course, the animals need therapy now too!!

 

[Supervisor42]

cant wait to hear yalls comments--

Airline passenger busted trying to smuggle 2 otters, prairie dog in his underwear

https://notthebee.com/article/airli...smuggle-2-otters-prairie-dog-in-his-underwear

Well dang, I thought everyone knew that you can only smuggle 1 prairie dog and an otter in your underwear .

 

[dademoss]

Well dang, I thought everyone knew that you can only smuggle 1 prairie dog and an otter in your underwear .

I never tried more than 1 otter, I am sooooo ashamed. It was a therapy Otter

 

[Neb]

Well I'll be darned, COUNT the beers!! Drank 83 beers a few times trying to figure that one out!!

Spoiler alert

Addition and subtraction are communicative in that they can be performed in any order.

So add add 40 to 83 we have 123. Ignore the 100 place 23.

Subtract our age from the current year ignoring the century, Bingo.

Ben

 

[Magus]

cant wait to hear yalls comments--

Airline passenger busted trying to smuggle 2 otters, prairie dog in his underwear

https://notthebee.com/article/airli...smuggle-2-otters-prairie-dog-in-his-underwear

I can't think of anything I can post that wouldn't make Havisu and Angie very disappointed in me...
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Damn furries.

OH WAIT!
ARMAGEDDON THE GERBIL!

 

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[Lenny]

 

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[Lenny]

Everyone around here talks about back hos.
Why would I want to pay a ho to rub my back?

 

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