Jokes and Humor

[WVDragonlady]

 

[joel]

I went onto Esty looking for a Valentine's day gift for my wife.
Imagine my surprise when I got a page of **** underwear.
I never imagined Esty could turn into a porn site.
The big problem was every time I logged into my account I got bombarded with underwear pictures.
I finally had to delete my account to get rid of it.

I get under wear/bra & shoe adds for women all the time. Then I found out the Wife is shopping on my computer, when I am not using it.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Peanut]

 

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[Peanut]

 

[Haertig]

...witches can't climb up them...

I wonder if you carried the witch upstairs, if she'd be trapped and couldn't get down? Maybe these were invented for that exact purpose - to control unpleasant spouses of the time.

 

[Caribou]

I get under wear/bra & shoe adds for women all the time. Then I found out the Wife is shopping on my computer, when I am not using it.

Okay, okay, if that's your story, who am I to judge?

 

[Haertig]

Okay, okay, if that's your story, who am I to judge?

Hmmm, I guess my wife must have erectile dysfunction then...

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

I hope her name isn't Michelle.

 

[Haertig]

I was excited to get my new batteries today! But then, I read the instructions and the first part of the sentence on "User age group" initially precluded me from using them. But the second half of the sentence re-included me.

Rechargeable 9v batteries

I like that you don't need a separate charger for them to try and keep track of - there's a charging port built in, and you only need a standard micro-USB cable. I have good quality Li-Ion and NiMH chargers already, but they don't do 9V. So charging 9v batteries would have required yet another charger, were it not for the built in charging circuitry in these. Handy! I don't have many devices that use 9V batteries, and 9v alkalines are expensive in our local grocery, so these rechargeable ones should be useful.

 

[joel]

Okay, okay, if that's your story, who am I to judge?

You had to go there.

 

[Pearl]

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I bet I could go down them suckers fast!

 

[Pearl]

I went onto Esty looking for a Valentine's day gift for my wife.
Imagine my surprise when I got a page of **** underwear.
I never imagined Esty could turn into a porn site.
The big problem was every time I logged into my account I got bombarded with underwear pictures.
I finally had to delete my account to get rid of it.

Just search women's clearance underwear on Walmart.com, kinda crazy!!

 

[Pearl]

Didn't know whether to put a laughy face, a sad face or a shocked face so put like.
Many sites seem to be like that. Ads are awful. I get so tired of seeing what I call borderline porn.

Yes, like Shein,

 

[LadyLocust]

Yes, like Shein,

I don’t know what Shein is.

 

[Pearl]

I don’t know what Shein is.

I get ads for it, some skanky shopping app!

 

[dademoss]

 

[Magus]

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I have enough trouble out of regular stairs! LOL

 

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[Woody]

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[Woody]

 

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[Woody]