Jokes and Humor

[Tim Horton]

....Crunchy bacon, blender...
Mix half cup blended bacon with 1 cup orange marmalade, or 1 cup raspberry jam....

 

[dademoss]

 

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[Pearl]

Just give me bacon, don't care how it is cooked!

 

[Peanut]

I put a ribeye steak in a blender one night when i was having major dental work. Smashed the baked potato flat (w/sourcream n butter) and poured my steak over the top. It was good!

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

Sign me up... looks like high country. Probably only a few things that bite or sting compared to the south.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Pearl]

Sign me up... looks like high country. Probably only a few things that bite or sting compared to the south.

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There's nothing more fun than junk yards!!

 

[jazzy]

 

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[jazzy]

im glad i got nice chickens

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Haertig]

Sign me up... looks like high country. Probably only a few things that bite or sting compared to the south.

The worst mosquito swarm I have ever ran into was at the edge of a giant melting snowfield at around 10,000 feet in the Spring. There were millions of them. They drove me and my hiking buddies away really fast.

 

[Caribou]

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I had a moose attack my truck. Lucky for me she hit me in the rear tire, while I was going 60MPH. No damage to me but it didn't do her much good. She was about 50 meters off the road when she started her charge.

 

[bkt]

oh oh, let the bacon wars begin .

This could be worse than the "Chicken Sandwich" wars of 2019

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I gotta do it.

9mm or .45?

 

[dademoss]

I gotta do it.

9mm or .45?

Ir your sandwich doesn't start with a 4,

 

[Amish Heart]

Not a sandwich, just the 4 at Chic Fil A

 

[Lenny]

I gotta do it.

9mm or .45?

The weight of a .45 is a great asset but make sure you buy bullets that go over 1,000 FPS because, if you shoot a person in the heart, head or carotid artery with them, it's an instant kill. That's important because if someone has a gun up to the head of one of your loved ones and says, "Drop your weapon or I'm going to kill your loved one," and you drop your weapon, BOTH of you are dead. You shoot them where I said, they will be dead before they can pull their trigger.

 

[Pearl]

The weight of a .45 is a great asset but make sure you buy bullets that go over 1,000 FPS because, if you shoot a person in the heart, head or carotid artery with them, it's an instant kill. That's important because if someone has a gun up to the head of one of your loved ones and says, "Drop your weapon or I'm going to kill your loved one," and you drop your weapon, BOTH of you are dead. You shoot them where I said, they will be dead before they can pull their trigger.

That's a lot for a bacon war, I'm bringing cast iron

 

[Lenny]

That's a lot for a bacon war, I'm bringing cast iron

It's good for personal protection.

 

[Cascadian]

I never met a bacon I didn't like.

 

[Tim Horton]

I had a moose attack my truck. Lucky for me she hit me in the rear tire, while I was going 60MPH. No damage to me but it didn't do her much good. She was about 50 meters off the road when she started her charge.
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Funny, but not funny in a way...
When I lived in the far north, and they still had a local newspaper the headline read ....Rabbit Kills Moose... The next bold type line said ...No, it didn't choke on the rabbit...

The story was a Volkswagen Rabbit hit a moose, the moose died and the car was totaled.. No people were hurt.. Slow cooker full of moose roast, garlic, sweet onion, black pepper = WONDERFUL...

 

[backlash]

Sign me up... looks like high country. Probably only a few things that bite or sting compared to the south.

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I could spend days looking around there.

 

[jazzy]

 

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