Jokes and Humor

shop deals on amazon
Shop deals on ebay
Advertise with us
Homesteading & Country Living Forum

Help Support Homesteading & Country Living Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
1706303627254.png
 
Tim Horton said:
I had a moose attack my truck. Lucky for me she hit me in the rear tire, while I was going 60MPH. No damage to me but it didn't do her much good. She was about 50 meters off the road when she started her charge.
==
Funny, but not funny in a way...
When I lived in the far north, and they still had a local newspaper the headline read ....Rabbit Kills Moose... The next bold type line said ...No, it didn't choke on the rabbit...

The story was a Volkswagen Rabbit hit a moose, the moose died and the car was totaled.. No people were hurt.. Slow cooker full of moose roast, garlic, sweet onion, black pepper = WONDERFUL...
Click to expand...
Close, this happened about a half an hour out off Destruction Bay headed towards Haines Junction.
 
RANKSING Respirator Mask with Filters and Safety Glasses to Against Dust Gases Fumes Asbestos Chemicals while Painting Spraying Sanding Welding Construct and Work PPE 6200 Pink Medium
$18.89
RANKSING Respirator Mask with Filters and Safety Glasses to Against Dust Gases Fumes Asbestos Chemicals while Painting Spraying Sanding Welding Construct and Work PPE 6200 Pink Medium RANKSING
Garden Tool Organizer, Yard Tool Organizer up to 50 Tools, Garage Tool Organization and Storage, Garden Tool Storage, Yard Tool Racks, Tool Stand, Tool Holder for Garage, Shed, Outdoor, Black
$42.99
Garden Tool Organizer, Yard Tool Organizer up to 50 Tools, Garage Tool Organization and Storage, Garden Tool Storage, Yard Tool Racks, Tool Stand, Tool Holder for Garage, Shed, Outdoor, Black Kingarage-US
Survival Kit, Gifts for Men Dad Husband, Emergency Survival Gear and Equipment 19 in 1, Fishing Hunting Birthday for Men, Camping Accessories, Cool Gadget, Camping Essentials
$29.99
Survival Kit, Gifts for Men Dad Husband, Emergency Survival Gear and Equipment 19 in 1, Fishing Hunting Birthday for Men, Camping Accessories, Cool Gadget, Camping Essentials PYX502
Self-Reliance And Other Essays: Emerson’s Essays, First Series
$7.99
Self-Reliance And Other Essays: Emerson’s Essays, First Series Amazon.com
YBB 12 Pcs Gardening Silicone Thumb Knife Harvesting Tool, Separator Finger Plant Fruit Picking Knife Garden Tool (L)
$11.99
YBB 12 Pcs Gardening Silicone Thumb Knife Harvesting Tool, Separator Finger Plant Fruit Picking Knife Garden Tool (L) YBB STORE
Leopacat Voltage Tester, Electrical Tester Pen, Electric Fence Fault Finder Farming Equipment, Handheld Digital Electrical Finder, Light Indicator 8 Neon Tester Lights 12kV for Farms Home Gardens
$13.09
Leopacat Voltage Tester, Electrical Tester Pen, Electric Fence Fault Finder Farming Equipment, Handheld Digital Electrical Finder, Light Indicator 8 Neon Tester Lights 12kV for Farms Home Gardens Jagilarily
Self-Reliance: Recession-Proof Your Pantry
$6.22
Self-Reliance: Recession-Proof Your Pantry Dream Books Co.
Tow Tuff Adjustable Solid Steel Heavy Duty 800 Pound Capacity Portable Trailer Dolly with 8 Inch Swivel Caster and 12 Inch Flat Free Tires, Gray
-30%
$139.99 $199.99
Tow Tuff Adjustable Solid Steel Heavy Duty 800 Pound Capacity Portable Trailer Dolly with 8 Inch Swivel Caster and 12 Inch Flat Free Tires, Gray Spreetail
Etekcity Lantern Camping Essentials Lights, Led Flashlight for Power Outages, Tent Lights for Emergency, Survival Gear and Supplies for Hurricane, Battery Operated Lamp, 2 Pack, Black
-17%
$14.16 $16.99
Etekcity Lantern Camping Essentials Lights, Led Flashlight for Power Outages, Tent Lights for Emergency, Survival Gear and Supplies for Hurricane, Battery Operated Lamp, 2 Pack, Black Amazon.com
Seeding Square - Seed Spacer Tool for Maximum Harvest, Organized Plants & Less Weeds - Square Foot Garden Includes Color Coded Templates, Magnetic Dibber, Ruler, Spoon & Planting Guide
$29.95
Seeding Square - Seed Spacer Tool for Maximum Harvest, Organized Plants & Less Weeds - Square Foot Garden Includes Color Coded Templates, Magnetic Dibber, Ruler, Spoon & Planting Guide Contour Creations Inc.
Self-Reliance and Nature: The Complete First and Second Series of Emerson's Essays
$19.99
Self-Reliance and Nature: The Complete First and Second Series of Emerson's Essays Amazon.com
2PCS 10inch Fencing Pliers, Fence Pliers Tool, Nail Puller, Multi Fencing Pliers Tool, Stretching Wire Pliers, Pliers with Hammer Head for Installation and Removal of Wire Fence
$23.99
2PCS 10inch Fencing Pliers, Fence Pliers Tool, Nail Puller, Multi Fencing Pliers Tool, Stretching Wire Pliers, Pliers with Hammer Head for Installation and Removal of Wire Fence MIVIDE
Starkline Electric Netting (42" x 164') Electric Fence for Backyards, Homesteads, Gardens, Farms, and Ranches (10/42/7)
-6%
$169.99 $179.99
Starkline Electric Netting (42" x 164') Electric Fence for Backyards, Homesteads, Gardens, Farms, and Ranches (10/42/7) H&K Smart Fence
Gifts for Men Dad Husband, Survival Gear and Equipment 12 in 1, Christmas Stocking Stuffers, Fishing Hunting Birthday Gifts Ideas for Him Boyfriend Teen Boy, Cool Gadget, Camping Survival Kit
$34.99
Gifts for Men Dad Husband, Survival Gear and Equipment 12 in 1, Christmas Stocking Stuffers, Fishing Hunting Birthday Gifts Ideas for Him Boyfriend Teen Boy, Cool Gadget, Camping Survival Kit Veitorld-US
Emergency Survival Sleeping Bag | Portable Emergency Blanket Survival Gear Emergency Bivvy Sack Thermal Sleeping Bag Camping, 2 Pack
-50%
$14.99 $29.99
Emergency Survival Sleeping Bag | Portable Emergency Blanket Survival Gear Emergency Bivvy Sack Thermal Sleeping Bag Camping, 2 Pack Road to Best
Go Time Gear Survival Life Tent Green - 2 Person Mylar Emergency Shelter Tube Tent - All-Weather Protection for Camping, Hiking & Survival Kits - Includes Emergency Whistle & Paracord - Emergency Tent
$36.99
Go Time Gear Survival Life Tent Green - 2 Person Mylar Emergency Shelter Tube Tent - All-Weather Protection for Camping, Hiking & Survival Kits - Includes Emergency Whistle & Paracord - Emergency Tent Go Time Gear
LifeStraw Personal Water Filter for Hiking, Camping, Travel, and Emergency Preparedness, 1 Pack, Blue
-12%
$17.47 $19.95
LifeStraw Personal Water Filter for Hiking, Camping, Travel, and Emergency Preparedness, 1 Pack, Blue Amazon.com
Self-Reliance and Other Essays
$3.95
Self-Reliance and Other Essays Amazon.com
7 Rules of Self-Reliance: How to Stay Low, Keep Moving, Invest in Yourself, and Own Your Future
-10%
$24.29 $26.99
7 Rules of Self-Reliance: How to Stay Low, Keep Moving, Invest in Yourself, and Own Your Future Amazon.com
Self-Reliance
$14.77
Self-Reliance Amazon.com
Etekcity Camping Lanterns for Power Outages 4 Pack, Flashlight for Camping Essentials, Emergency Led Battery Operated Lights, Survival Kit and Gear for Hurricane, Black
-18%
$22.94 $27.99
Etekcity Camping Lanterns for Power Outages 4 Pack, Flashlight for Camping Essentials, Emergency Led Battery Operated Lights, Survival Kit and Gear for Hurricane, Black Amazon.com
GrowIt 8.5" Professional Titanium Bypass Pruning Shears (T13)- Super Sharp Premium Garden Shears, Pruning Shears For Gardening, Garden Hedge Clippers Handheld Pruners - Garden Scissors Heavy Duty Tool
$15.95
GrowIt 8.5" Professional Titanium Bypass Pruning Shears (T13)- Super Sharp Premium Garden Shears, Pruning Shears For Gardening, Garden Hedge Clippers Handheld Pruners - Garden Scissors Heavy Duty Tool SuperDealsDirect
Kukkasilta Upgraded Plant Tying Machine Tie Up Vine Tomatoes and Grapes Quickly Plant Tying Tape Tool for Gardeners Farmers Plant Tie Tapener Gun with SK5 Blade Replacement Green Tapes and Staples
$39.99
Kukkasilta Upgraded Plant Tying Machine Tie Up Vine Tomatoes and Grapes Quickly Plant Tying Tape Tool for Gardeners Farmers Plant Tie Tapener Gun with SK5 Blade Replacement Green Tapes and Staples FLOWER bridge
Gorilla Carts Heavy Duty Poly Yard Dump Cart, Lawn and Garden Wagon, 1,200 Lb
$185.88
Gorilla Carts Heavy Duty Poly Yard Dump Cart, Lawn and Garden Wagon, 1,200 Lb Spreetail
allsun Electric Fence Voltage Tester Fault Finder Farming Equipment Portable Testing Tool Neon Lights Max 600V-7000 V
-37%
$10.69 $16.99
allsun Electric Fence Voltage Tester Fault Finder Farming Equipment Portable Testing Tool Neon Lights Max 600V-7000 V Global Meter
Self-Reliance
$8.99
Self-Reliance Amazon.com
RomoTech 82123919 Horizontal Square Reservoir Water Tank, 50 gallon, Made In The USA, Poly Tank For Water and Non-Flammable Liquids, Rust and Corrosion Proof
$234.00
RomoTech 82123919 Horizontal Square Reservoir Water Tank, 50 gallon, Made In The USA, Poly Tank For Water and Non-Flammable Liquids, Rust and Corrosion Proof Amazon.com
QTJH Heavy duty garden tool organizer garage storage holder storage large long farming tools lawn tool metal rack shovel and rake organizer
$199.49
QTJH Heavy duty garden tool organizer garage storage holder storage large long farming tools lawn tool metal rack shovel and rake organizer jiahai
Self-Reliance and Other Essays: Emerson’s Essays, First Series
$8.99
Self-Reliance and Other Essays: Emerson’s Essays, First Series Amazon.com
Equipment Key Set-67 Heavy Equipment Master Keys for John Caterpillar Deere JCB, Forklifts and Excavator Constrtution Operator Keys
-6%
$49.99 $52.97
Equipment Key Set-67 Heavy Equipment Master Keys for John Caterpillar Deere JCB, Forklifts and Excavator Constrtution Operator Keys Wah Lin Parts
The Amish Mastering Self-Reliance Ways in Times of Crisis for Survival Book: Secrets to Endure Any Disaster without Modern Conveniences
$19.99
The Amish Mastering Self-Reliance Ways in Times of Crisis for Survival Book: Secrets to Endure Any Disaster without Modern Conveniences Amazon.com
MEPEREZ Garden Clippers, Premium Germany Pruners, Work 3 Times Easier, Professional Pruning Shears, Cutting Rose, Flower, Hedge, Stem, Sharp Scissors Gardening Tools, Arthritis Weak Hand Snips
-34%
$19.79 $29.99
MEPEREZ Garden Clippers, Premium Germany Pruners, Work 3 Times Easier, Professional Pruning Shears, Cutting Rose, Flower, Hedge, Stem, Sharp Scissors Gardening Tools, Arthritis Weak Hand Snips MEPEREZ
Gerber Gear Suspension-NXT 15-in-1 EDC Multi tool with Pocket Knife, Needle Nose Pliers and Wire Stripper Tools, Gifts for Men, Survival and Camping Gear, Stainless Steel
-30%
$34.99 $50.00
Gerber Gear Suspension-NXT 15-in-1 EDC Multi tool with Pocket Knife, Needle Nose Pliers and Wire Stripper Tools, Gifts for Men, Survival and Camping Gear, Stainless Steel Amazon.com
2 Pack Waterproof Lighter Outdoor Windproof Torch Lighter Dual Arc Lighter Butane Electric Lighter USB Rechargeable Lighter Flameless Plasma Lighter
-16%
$13.42 ($6.71 / Count) $15.98 ($7.99 / Count)
2 Pack Waterproof Lighter Outdoor Windproof Torch Lighter Dual Arc Lighter Butane Electric Lighter USB Rechargeable Lighter Flameless Plasma Lighter Laffizz US
Survival Kit, 250Pcs Survival Gear First Aid Kit with Molle System Compatible Bag and Emergency Tent, Emergency Kit for Earthquake, Outdoor Adventure, Hiking, Hunting, Gifts for Men Women
-18%
$49.99 $60.99
Survival Kit, 250Pcs Survival Gear First Aid Kit with Molle System Compatible Bag and Emergency Tent, Emergency Kit for Earthquake, Outdoor Adventure, Hiking, Hunting, Gifts for Men Women HIHEGD-US
Self Reliance Mastery: Learn How to Be Self-Reliant, Live Sustainably, and Be Prepared for Any Disaster
$10.65
Self Reliance Mastery: Learn How to Be Self-Reliant, Live Sustainably, and Be Prepared for Any Disaster Amazon.com
You must log in or register to reply here.

Latest posts

Back
Top