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My son had a recruiter calling non stop. It seems he took the test with his idiot friend. My son must have done really well. His buddy qualified to stop high speed projectiles. One day the recruiter called and I said come get him all he does is smoke dope and hang out with his boyfriend. Would you believe he quit calling? No sense of humor.
 
My son had a recruiter calling non stop. It seems he took the test with his idiot friend. My son must have done really well. His buddy qualified to stop high speed projectiles. One day the recruiter called and I said come get him all he does is smoke dope and hang out with his boyfriend. Would you believe he quit calling? No sense of humor.
BRILLIANT!
 
Exactly!!!

"What did you do all day?"
"Oh... I puttered around the house."
"All day?"
"Yeah. A little of this and a little of that took most of the day. Then I took a couple casts for the evening bite."

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