Jokes and Humor

[LadyLocust]

Just a stupid little video about human nature these days. One minute.

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/158/232/593/playable/cddae782afe0b926.mp4

That was funny!

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[snappy1]

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Not prom, but same Era. Dh has longer hair. Shorter fellow is my dad. We were visiting him when he was at a forensics conference. I took the photo. Dh's Thunderbird.

 

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast.


"Lord, I hate buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.


The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I hate lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned.

Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour".


The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable.


Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits.


So Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing.
It will probably be even better than biscuits. Amen."

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Lenny]

 

[Lenny]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[backlash]

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My BIL and I were looking at gun prices on my phone because I wanted to buy a pistol from him.
My wife asked what we were doing and I said looking at nekkid women. She said you're lying you're looking at guns.

 

[Lenny]

My wife asked what we were doing and I said looking at nekkid women. She said you're lying you're looking at guns.

She's a Keeper! LOL

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[dademoss]

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only 20?

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Lenny]

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I'm above average too. When I ask someone to pass the salt, I describe it.

 

[Neb]

I'm above average too. When I ask someone to pass the salt, I describe it.

Quite the contrary for me. I seldom swear and The Princess averages once evey 15 years or so.

Ben

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Lenny]

Quite the contrary for me. I seldom swear and The Princess averages once evey 15 years or so.

Ben

Good for you. I don't take the Lord's name in vain but I use the "F" word a lot.

 

[Neb]

Good for you. I don't take the Lord's name in vain but I use the "F" word a lot.

To spite my intent my son was fluent and could congregate the word Phuck when he was nine.

Ben