Jokes and Humor

[Pearl]

Fashion shows - How does the audience keep from laughing?

https://www.cnn.com/style/nyfw-fall-2024-highlights/index.html

Who doesn't like horns

 

[Cascadian]

Fashion shows - How does the audience keep from laughing?

https://www.cnn.com/style/nyfw-fall-2024-highlights/index.html

Easy they are Satan worshipers on cocaine too

 

[Caribou]

Free medical test

I’VE LEARNED A LOT

One thing about being over seventy years old is that you learn stuff. I figure the least I could do is pass on some of it to younger folks.

As you get older your visits to doctors will increase. Doctors visits are expensive and a pain in the ass. Some of you think you might have a bad prostate or some other problem, so here is an easy test that will cost you nothing and save many trips to doctors.

Go outside and pee in the dirt, grass, garden or sidewalk, whatever you prefer. If ants gather, you got diabetes. If you pee on your feet, you got a bad prostate. If it smells like a barbecue, you got cholesterol. If when you shake it and your wrist hurts, you got osteoarthritis. If you go back inside the house with your wiener still outside your pants or you never did take your wiener out, you have Alzheimers.

See how easy and cheap that is?!!

 

[Cascadian]

And if you can't find your weiner you are a woman.

 

[Peanut]

 

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[jazzy]

 

[backlash]

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I had one, well the Mercury version. It ran great and the kid I sold it to 4 years later drove it for another 9 years.

 

[LadyLocust]

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Is that a pinto?

 

[Supervisor42]

Is that a pinto?

Yes.
To fully appreciate it, you have to zoom in on the "FLAMMABLE" hazmat sign on the trunk, notice the flame decorations are on backwards, and know a little history.

 

[LadyLocust]

Yes.
To fully appreciate it, you have to zoom in on the "FLAMMABLE" hazmat sign on the trunk, notice the flame decorations are on backwards, and know a little history.

Oh yeah- we had one when I was a kid. Saw the sign

 

[Pearl]

My Mom WON a Pinto in 1974, I was 6yrs old! She sold it three years later, got a '77 Nova!

 

[Haertig]

Is that a pinto?

 

[Woody]

Tired of all that tire noise as you roll down the road in your Ford Pickup truck? Ford has a cure for that!

 

[Lenny]

Must have been a Democrat car.......DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!!

 

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[joel]

Fashion shows - How does the audience keep from laughing?

https://www.cnn.com/style/nyfw-fall-2024-highlights/index.html

Birds of a feather

 

[Bacpacker]

Yes.
To fully appreciate it, you have to zoom in on the "FLAMMABLE" hazmat sign on the trunk, notice the flame decorations are on backwards, and know a little history.

Guyvi used to know put a 289 and 4 speed in a Pinto with a 9" Ford rear end. Damb thin would wheelie over a beer bottle. But got so squirrly he couldn't make a 1/4 mile pass at the drag strip. It was a beast off the line

 

[Caribou]

 

[Patchouli]

Probably already posted this, cracks me up every time

 

[Peanut]

 

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[Lenny]

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Go to your room! LOL

 

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