Jokes and Humor

[zoomzoom]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[rusty]

 

[Haertig]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/19/world/ers-2-european-space-agency-satellite-reentry-scn/index.html

No damage reported after 5,000-pound satellite fell to Earth Wednesday

That is one well built satellite! Pick it up, dust it off, and send it back up there.

 

[jazzy]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Lenny]

Hollywood Squares
.
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knott: That's what's been keeping me awake.
.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to ask him if he's married.
A. Rose Marie: No. Wait until morning.
.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
.
Q. What are: 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the apartment next door.
.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question, Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom
.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
.
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[jazzy]

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Bacpacker]

View attachment 125005

Or Shine

 

[jazzy]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[joel]

 

[Neb]

View attachment 125049

That the exact meme that Jim posted in the first post of this thread?

Have made it back to where we started?

Ben

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[jazzy]

 

[LadyLocust]

View attachment 125071

That could be a bday cake for @hashbrown

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

amazing food art work

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[dademoss]

That the exact meme that Jim posted in the first post of this thread?

Have made it back to where we started?

Ben

Took the words right off my keyboard.