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A rabbit goes into the shop, bangs on the counter and says “pound of carrots please!”
The shopkeeper tells the rabbit “I can sell you a pound of carrots but please don’t bang on the counter”
Next day the rabbit does exactly the same thing, bangs on the counter, “pound of carrots please!”
The shopkeeper says “I’ll sell you the carrots, don’t bang on the counter!”
Next day, rabbit bangs on the counter, “pound of carrots please!”
The shopkeeper is very angry now, “ I’m gonna sell you the carrots but if you come banging tomorrow I’m going to nails your paws to the counter!”
Next day the rabbit goes into the shop and starts looking around quizzically then says “got any nails?”
“No” the shopkeeper replies
The rabbit bangs on the counter,
“Pound of carrots please!”
The shopkeeper tells the rabbit “I can sell you a pound of carrots but please don’t bang on the counter”
Next day the rabbit does exactly the same thing, bangs on the counter, “pound of carrots please!”
The shopkeeper says “I’ll sell you the carrots, don’t bang on the counter!”
Next day, rabbit bangs on the counter, “pound of carrots please!”
The shopkeeper is very angry now, “ I’m gonna sell you the carrots but if you come banging tomorrow I’m going to nails your paws to the counter!”
Next day the rabbit goes into the shop and starts looking around quizzically then says “got any nails?”
“No” the shopkeeper replies
The rabbit bangs on the counter,
“Pound of carrots please!”
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Watch carefully where the Ben Gay ointment goes.
In elementary school a good friend was hard core Italian. His parents owned the local vineyard and winery. I used to love getting invited to stay for dinner at his place, as even us kids were served wine with the meal.
The back of their vineyard was right across the street from our elementary school and he used to ride a tractor to the fence line, hop over and cross the street to school.
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