I keep threaten to raise some turkeys for the freezer but have never done it and wouldn’t know the first thing about it. Can never find turkeys here that haven’t been injected and or salted. Would just like some natural turkey. If they aren’t nice that would make it much easier to butcher
A wife tells her husband " Go to the grocery store, and get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs get a dozen." The husband comes home with a dozen loaves of bread. The wife says "What the heck is this?" The husband says "They had eggs."
Followed the instructions to the letter.
Most folks would surprised how difficult it can be to write a procedure with step by step instructions on how to do something. Part of my job is writing procedures on how to calibrate and maintain various instrumentation. I usually end up writing one. Having my techs read thru it, then make corrections, then have them take the draft to the field and perform the work. Normally it needs more corrections then try again. Between my shop and 2 others we have over 100 procedures that have to be reviewed every 5 years. Its a lot of fun I'm here to tell you.
