Jokes and Humor

[Pearl]

Well, I have heard a bunch of baboons can be called a congress.

That's right, but the baboons are smart!

 

[Neb]

Insanity, we inherit it from our kids

Same thing with gray hair.

Ben

 

[VThillman]

I agree. Just look at Congress.

The Senate's denizens seem to have mostly been immersed in the miasma long enough to have been distilled/refined into a noxious blend of arrogance and greed. Many of the members of the House are still in-process.

The seemingly ignored drawback to the Two Term Limit notion is the question of what to do with its graduates.

 

[jazzy]

 

[rusty]

Can they be the same person?

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Cascadian]

One time my wife and I were going to bed after an argument and I said "goodnight Sybil". I don't recall how long it took me to go to sleep after that, but it was late.

 

[joel]

NO,Walter is a Republican!

Can they be the same person?

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NO,Walter is a Republican!

 

[VThillman]

One time my wife and I were going to bed after an argument and I said "goodnight Sybil". I don't recall how long it took me to go to sleep after that, but it was late.

? Because your wife's name is not Sybil?

 

[joel]

Sybil had split personality, I think it was 28 total & 2 were boys. At the time it was the most severe case known.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Cascadian]

? Because your wife's name is not Sybil?

No because she knows who Sybil was.

 

[LadyLocust]

No because she knows who Sybil was.

That was a joke of ours in HS. Don't call me (real name) my name is Sybil. Mostly when we were in trouble or just wanted to mess with someone.

 

[Caribou]

 

[rusty]

 

[Bacpacker]

Just need some cow manure

 

[jazzy]

not sure how to embed it right. very short funny video


Village Idiot - Observations of the Brits

https://silica.on-rev.com:2096/cpse...oken=hrDoBJyK2lYvNRXBX7zr7NlALWe81fyi&_part=2

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[backlash]

not sure how to embed it right. very short funny video


Village Idiot - Observations of the Brits

https://silica.on-rev.com:2096/cpse...oken=hrDoBJyK2lYvNRXBX7zr7NlALWe81fyi&_part=2

The link took me to a web mail login page.

 

[Caribou]

I was just watching an action movie and got a little misty eyed thinking about all the ammo they were shooting up.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Magus]

More like anyone under 40... maybe 30.

I was thinking the same as LL when I posted it. The place I found it has a mostly younger group of posters. It had received very few likes, possibly because the younger folks have no idea who Lizzie was...

A metal band made up of chicks. LOL

 

[Magus]

Only dirty if you read it that way,
otherwise a true face palm!




A farmer had his two children out helping him gather eggs when they turned the corner to see his
two hunting dogs in the act of procreating the species. "What are Rex and Queenie doing daddy?"
asked the children. "Being a farmer, plainly said:
Making puppies, its how nature works." The children were silent, and figuring being farm kids understood.
Later after dinner his wife and he caught them fully clothed [thank god!] imitating the dogs!
"What the ^$%&&*$#^ are you doing!?" exclaimed the farmer! the kids looked up at him and in unison
said:
"We're making puppies!"
I heard this was a true story.

 

[rusty]

A cop told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike.
I said that can't be, my dog doesn't have a bike.

 

[Morgan101]

A cop told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike.
I said that can't be, my dog doesn't have a bike.

Reminded me: Did you know that in California you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?.....

Of course not. You can't take a picture with a wooden leg. You need a camera.

 

[dademoss]