Jokes and Humor

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Caribou]

Moms are smart.

 

[dademoss]

 

[SheepDog]

What, you think because it is new to you we who have been around a while haven't seen it before?
Kids!

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[backlash]

They sell them as p-38 here, maybe the army changed nomenclature on them?

The P51 is a bigger than the P38.

 

[Magus]

Too big unless you're opening #10 cans.
even then. You know I have one on my keychain my dad bought for me when I was like fifteen. Still works.

 

[Caribou]

I prefer the P-51 but P-38 works just fine.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Magus]

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Jim

You mean when stupid hits your brain at a hundred miles an hour!

 

[Neb]

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Jim

That reminds me....

Sea stort time!

I was paying a friend to watch my son along with her 3 boys. One day when I was picking him up nobody was home when I got there but they soon showed up.

My son jumped out of the car yelling...

Dad Sue and Matthew are stuck together!

I walked to the car and discovered Sue had her right arm awkwardly over the seat and she could not get out of the car. Turns out Matthew had found a fishing lure in the parking lot and was was playing with it and misbehaving. Sue reached over the seat to smack him and Matthew tried to deflect the blow... while holding the fishing lure. One hook in Sue's arm and another in Matthew's finger.

At that time I was doing a lot of wiring ay work and carried wire cutters in my pocket. After verifying what Sue wanted I cut of the hook embedded in her arm. They were free in seconds.

I felt quite pleased with being geeky enough to carry wire cutters in my pocket.

The rest of the story...

They both went to the ER. They had to cut Sue to get the barb out of her arm. They were able to dish the bard out of Matthew's arm, cut the bard and pull out the hook. One would think Matthew got the better part if the deal... until he got home.

Ben

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Magus]

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OWNED!

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[phideaux]

https://fb.watch/b2eAkq7cwT/
Love that movie.

Jim

 

[Magus]

Sounds like a chainsaw starting contest.
Yep, they have them.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

I'd like to think she wore this on a dare... better than accepting the fate of mankind.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Pearl]

I'd like to think she wore this on a dare... better than accepting the fate of mankind.

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The one next to her is quite the interesting specimen too

 

[backlash]

That reminds me....

Sea stort time!

I was paying a friend to watch my son along with her 3 boys. One day when I was picking him up nobody was home when I got there but they soon showed up.

My son jumped out of the car yelling...

Dad Sue and Matthew are stuck together!

I walked to the car and discovered Sue had her right arm awkwardly over the seat and she could not get out of the car. Turns out Matthew had found a fishing lure in the parking lot and was was playing with it and misbehaving. Sue reached over the seat to smack him and Matthew tried to deflect the blow... while holding the fishing lure. One hook in Sue's arm and another in Matthew's finger.

At that time I was doing a lot of wiring ay work and carried wire cutters in my pocket. After verifying what Sue wanted I cut of the hook embedded in her arm. They were free in seconds.

I felt quite pleased with being geeky enough to carry wire cutters in my pocket.

The rest of the story...

They both went to the ER. They had to cut Sue to get the barb out of her arm. They were able to dish the bard out of Matthew's arm, cut the bard and pull out the hook. One would think Matthew got the better part if the deal... until he got home.

Ben

My nephew fell in a boat and landed in a tackle box. He got lucky and only got one hook stuck in his arm. The fishing trip was over and he went to the ER. The final cost was over $5000.
My brother hooked his hand and I used a trick from YouTube and got it out with no pain and we kept fishing.
Here's the video but I warn you it's not for the squeamish. The guy actually puts 2 hooks in his arm so he can demonstrate removing them.
NO way would I deliberately hook myself for a YouTube video.

https://fb.watch/b2eAkq7cwT/
Love that movie.

Jim

The problem is they cut out a lot of the good parts. I hate when they do that. Just show the movie and let the Karens squeal.

 

[phideaux]

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Jim