Jokes and Humor

[dademoss]

i think this is a joke, if not the next generation is in trouble. teen uses manual can opener for first time--never seen one before.

I'd bet the P38 :

is REALLY going to stump him 2 Swing-A-Way can openers in the drawer, and 2 in the kit

 

[phideaux]

Scares the carp outta me....

Jim

 

[dademoss]

 

[user 55]

I'd bet the P38 : View attachment 79822

is REALLY going to stump him 2 Swing-A-Way can openers in the drawer, and 2 in the kit

So funny you were thinking the same as I. I have one on my keyring. Several employees of mine were mystified when I pulled out my keys and opened cans near as fast as them with a regular opener. Fun.

 

[Tacitus]

Just saw one of the suggested videos: The Rotary Phone Challenge. Mother gives her kids 4 minutes to figure out how to call their grandma on a rotary phone, without any instructions. Kind of funny.

 

[Neb]

So funny you were thinking the same as I. I have one on my keyring. Several employees of mine were mystified when I pulled out my keys and opened cans near as fast as them with a regular opener. Fun.

A can punch ...

https://www.jesrestaurantequipment....RqRrTrSeHXk-DLmdknG4MdCeE_ASaqocaAnByEALw_wcB
Will open a can as well. Just keep punching around the edge.

There is also the can opener built in to swiss army knife.

Ben

 

[Neb]

Just saw one of the suggested videos: The Rotary Phone Challenge. Mother gives her kids 4 minutes to figure out how to call their grandma on a rotary phone, without any instructions. Kind of funny.

I used to be able to dial a number by shorting out the wires when i was a kid. Memory tells me it was 2 shorts per number. Last I heard there was a premium to support dial phones rather than touch tone.

Ben

 

[dademoss]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[jazzy]

 

[Acdoctor]

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I like the way you think.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

im guilty

 

[Magus]

I'd bet the P38 : View attachment 79822

is REALLY going to stump him 2 Swing-A-Way can openers in the drawer, and 2 in the kit

I don't know weather to laugh or cry!

 

[joel]

They sale a larger P38 in some sports/ gun shops.
I got mine in The Army in 1980.
But they have a bigger model for hunters, it is about 1.5 inches long.
Easier for soy boy to use.

 

[Magus]

Safer than the original anyway...sue me, its 3:00 AM.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[backlash]

They sale a larger P38 in some sports/ gun shops.
I got mine in The Army in 1980.
But they have a bigger model for hunters, it is about 1.5 inches long.
Easier for soy boy to use.

It's called a P51.
You can get them from Amazon, eBay and a lot of other online places for around a dollar.

 

[dademoss]

I use them as Zipper pulls, and pack one under the plastic lid of the #10 cans in long term preps.

 

[dademoss]

and now, back to my bad jokes and humor :

 

[Magus]

It's called a P51.
You can get them from Amazon, eBay and a lot of other online places for around a dollar.

They sell them as p-38 here, maybe the army changed nomenclature on them?

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Bacpacker]

They sell them as p-38 here, maybe the army changed nomenclature on them?

P38s were the good original ones. P51 are mostly the same, just longer, and from crappy metal.

 

[Sparky_D]