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This makes me think of someone, but I can't quite put a name to it 
RUN! IT'S THE ATTACK OF CHICKEN-BUTT!
Or my EX's mother...
Want it autographed?
That "Understanding Women" tome probably wouldn't fit in my Kindle's memory (8Gb)! Joking of course, but that is one big book!
FYI, 8Gb holds a lot of books. I looked at my collection of eBook novels, 7213 of them currently, and that takes up 5Gb. But I store each novel twice - once in Kindle format and once in EPUB format. So really, my novel collection should fit into about 2.5Gb if it were only a single format for each book. Based on my collection, an 8Gb Kindle should hold about 21,000 books. Why they decided they needed to make a 32Gb version of the Kindle is beyond me. But you can buy one. IMHO, the Kindles poor navigation features limit you to about 3 or 4 dozen books. More than that, and it's quite cumbersome to search for anything. I leave my books on my computer and only put a limited selection of about two dozen or less on the Kindle at any given time.
FYI, 8Gb holds a lot of books. I looked at my collection of eBook novels, 7213 of them currently, and that takes up 5Gb. But I store each novel twice - once in Kindle format and once in EPUB format. So really, my novel collection should fit into about 2.5Gb if it were only a single format for each book. Based on my collection, an 8Gb Kindle should hold about 21,000 books. Why they decided they needed to make a 32Gb version of the Kindle is beyond me. But you can buy one. IMHO, the Kindles poor navigation features limit you to about 3 or 4 dozen books. More than that, and it's quite cumbersome to search for anything. I leave my books on my computer and only put a limited selection of about two dozen or less on the Kindle at any given time.
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Thats not hashbrown is it? Kinda looks like his most recent avatar
Probably too late to take the 5th?
Jim
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hunter doing his best sean connery impression
A refugee from the "can opener" discussion
Jim
No eye bleach? How can we unsee that crap?
Jim
Kermit and magic mushrooms, that explains a lot.
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Wheres his banjo? How is he going to sing rainbow connection without it!?
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very simple my friend.
the only remedy to heal the retina scar tissue from the hunter biden macho photo is is to reverse the spell . you must take a photo of yourslef in the same pose and outfit and send it to him ---but you got to post it here first. thats the law. well, somewhere . in some states---but i bet its a law.
I would never do that to you people - I like you way too much.
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Hunter looks like he shaves his legs
Boy, does that sound familiar. drink buddy
Jim
Jim
Does anybody else share this philosophy? I told my wife I Love You thirty years ago. If anything changes. I'll let you know. I am such a romantic.
Yep!
