Jokes and Humor

[Pearl]

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Jim

That's only volume ONE!!

 

[dademoss]

This makes me think of someone, but I can't quite put a name to it

 

[Magus]

I'd like to think she wore this on a dare... better than accepting the fate of mankind.

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RUN! IT'S THE ATTACK OF CHICKEN-BUTT!
Or my EX's mother...

 

[Magus]

This makes me think of someone, but I can't quite put a name to it

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Want it autographed?

 

[Haertig]

That "Understanding Women" tome probably wouldn't fit in my Kindle's memory (8Gb)! Joking of course, but that is one big book!

FYI, 8Gb holds a lot of books. I looked at my collection of eBook novels, 7213 of them currently, and that takes up 5Gb. But I store each novel twice - once in Kindle format and once in EPUB format. So really, my novel collection should fit into about 2.5Gb if it were only a single format for each book. Based on my collection, an 8Gb Kindle should hold about 21,000 books. Why they decided they needed to make a 32Gb version of the Kindle is beyond me. But you can buy one. IMHO, the Kindles poor navigation features limit you to about 3 or 4 dozen books. More than that, and it's quite cumbersome to search for anything. I leave my books on my computer and only put a limited selection of about two dozen or less on the Kindle at any given time.

 

[Grimm]

https://rumble.com/vu1zh4-anti-fascist-blues-by-five-times-august-lyric-video-2022.html

 

[Bacpacker]

This makes me think of someone, but I can't quite put a name to it

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Thats not hashbrown is it? Kinda looks like his most recent avatar

 

[dademoss]

Thats not hashbrown is it? Kinda looks like his most recent avatar

Probably too late to take the 5th?

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

This makes me think of someone, but I can't quite put a name to it

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hunter doing his best sean connery impression

 

[dademoss]

A refugee from the "can opener" discussion

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[bkt]

hunter doing his best sean connery impression


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No eye bleach? How can we unsee that crap?

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[jazzy]

i know this is stupid but it made me laugh

 

[jazzy]

 

[Caribou]

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Kermit and magic mushrooms, that explains a lot.

 

[jazzy]

lol. i prefer to consider it as kkermits ancestors

 

[Grimm]

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Wheres his banjo? How is he going to sing rainbow connection without it!?

 

[jazzy]

No eye bleach? How can we unsee that crap?

very simple my friend.
the only remedy to heal the retina scar tissue from the hunter biden macho photo is is to reverse the spell . you must take a photo of yourslef in the same pose and outfit and send it to him ---but you got to post it here first. thats the law. well, somewhere . in some states---but i bet its a law.

 

[bkt]

very simple my friend.
the only remedy to heal the retina scar tissue from the hunter biden macho photo is is to reverse the spell . you must take a photo of yourslef in the same pose and outfit and send it to him ---but you got to post it here first. thats the law. well, somewhere . in some states---but i bet its a law.

I would never do that to you people - I like you way too much.

 

[Amish Heart]

Hunter looks like he shaves his legs

 

[Morgan101]

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Boy, does that sound familiar. drink buddy

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Morgan101]

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Jim

Does anybody else share this philosophy? I told my wife I Love You thirty years ago. If anything changes. I'll let you know. I am such a romantic.

 

[The Lazy L]

Does anybody else share this philosophy? I told my wife I Love You thirty years ago. If anything changes. I'll let you know. I am such a romantic.

Yep!