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Dang Jim I just blew water all over the puter. Wife wanted to know what was wrong.
That is a covid/germ distribution machine. It atomizes water with bacteria and viruses and fecal mater, and distributes them uniformly throughout the bathroom. I read a study on that years ago by the University of Connecticut. They should be banned. I hate taking a breath in a bathroom that has one. Then again...I always seem to survive, even with fecal matter atomizers installed in our public restrooms...so we probably try to be a bit cleaner than we have to be.
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Link: BabylonBee: Jesus Interrupts Sermon On The Mount To Deliver 30-Second Ad Read For Patriot-Themed Emergency Food Supply
MOUNT OF BEATITUDES—Local Rabbi and Son of God Jesus of Nazareth gave a fiery sermon where He singled out legalistic religious people and called people to a higher understanding of God's law and holiness. ...
But right in the middle of His message, according to attendees, Jesus paused for thirty seconds to deliver an ad read for patriotically themed emergency food supply buckets.
"Coming up, I'm going to tell you how to pray, but first: are you ready for economic collapse? Check out Liberty Food Supply today!" Christ reportedly preached during the soon-to-be historic message. ... [more at the link]
[[I hope this isn't offensive. I'm pretty religious, and a prepper, and I thought it was pretty funny.]]
MOUNT OF BEATITUDES—Local Rabbi and Son of God Jesus of Nazareth gave a fiery sermon where He singled out legalistic religious people and called people to a higher understanding of God's law and holiness. ...
But right in the middle of His message, according to attendees, Jesus paused for thirty seconds to deliver an ad read for patriotically themed emergency food supply buckets.
"Coming up, I'm going to tell you how to pray, but first: are you ready for economic collapse? Check out Liberty Food Supply today!" Christ reportedly preached during the soon-to-be historic message. ... [more at the link]
[[I hope this isn't offensive. I'm pretty religious, and a prepper, and I thought it was pretty funny.]]
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Tanya Harding was a train wreck.
Yet I heard she was on Dancing With the Stars?!?! Is she the star of psycho bashers?!?!
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That was totally my life...a loaf of white bread only.
Then I married into a multi-generational baking family.
I still try to sneak my hotdogs on a piece of white bread, though!
My dad would have said the burnt one was just about done enough. He didn't like toast. He liked carbon slabs.
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She had help from crazy family & friends, she never had a chance. I am not saying it was not her fault or that she should be set free without paying.
I am saying , But for the Grace of GOD there goes one of us! Compared to today, she mild, Antifa & BLM, home invasion's, car jackings, she did not kill anyone. YES, she was wrong, but it was shocking then, now it would be bad, but not uncommon in this day.
