20 years ago I went to northern Nevada for a weekend deer hunt and stayed in a motel. The clerk politely asked me not to skin and process the deer inside the room. Apparently that happened enough that they had to make the request upon check in.
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That's disgusting! Actually, would have been funny to ask what time the matradee would be seating you for dinner and if there was a wine bar in the room
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In the field
I stayed in a motel in Moses Lake, WA that had a sign telling people to not clean their ducks or geese in the room. There was an area outside for that.
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The people the put the sign up for probably clean deer in their houses too!
About 25 years ago, in "The Dumas Inn" in north Texas, we checked in to see a sign in the motel room, "Please do not clean pheasants in the room". The kids were running around barefoot and we yelled, "Quick, get up on the beds. NOW!" Then we put their shoes back on.
Not the cleaning or skinning, that has to be done immediately, in the field. The butchering is done inside. Mom has a commercial butcher block in her kitchen.
I knew this guy who rebuilt motorcycles in his living room. he had zip zorb carpet.
He'd probably gut deer in his bathtub as well if he ever got the idea.
He'd probably gut deer in his bathtub as well if he ever got the idea.
I went to a buddies house and he asked me to help him move his couch out of the Livingroom to the yard. He parked his new Harley in the Livingroom.
His landlord said he was smart because in that neighbor hood his Harley would be stolen. The place was a dump but it was cheap and the landlord was cool.
His landlord said he was smart because in that neighbor hood his Harley would be stolen. The place was a dump but it was cheap and the landlord was cool.
We had our Honda 750F in the living room when we were young. Had a neighbor burglar for a couple months. One of the neighbor guys stayed home from work but parked his car away from the house, caught the theif and held him at gunpoint until the cops came!!
Jim
Well, that led to a random thought, but thats for another discussion
Angie_nrs, I love your new avatar of an unaware democrat and the Brandon administration bearing down on him.
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That sounds like it should be it’s own thread. Just so we can get the full story on that pearl !
This one we have now is worse than other skunk visitors that have walked through the neighborhood in the past. It's a real stinker. And now, my wife says she doesn't want me to evict the thing until it gets warmer. "Putting it out now would be cruel!" WTH? I guess I won't tell her about my original plan to use electrical conduit to make a long-reach nozzle for a homemade flame thrower to reach into its lair.....
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I have cleaned chickens, squirrels, rabbits, fish, clams, doves, quail, hogs, deer & never gutted or shinned them indoors.
We where as country & poor as anyone I have ever known, but Mother made us respect where we eat & sleep, she said "I will not dump dumb men on this world". I think she had met too many already & refused to add to the pile.
We where as country & poor as anyone I have ever known, but Mother made us respect where we eat & sleep, she said "I will not dump dumb men on this world". I think she had met too many already & refused to add to the pile.
When it decides it really likes it there and emerges with it's 4 pups, it will be 5X the problem.Nip it in the bud!
The carbine will make short work of your problem.
A friend of mine found himself with 5 living under his house.
It did not end well
. Even a good shot couldn't take them all down at once.His house reeked so bad for a year it was almost inhabitable.
Nip it in the bud.
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Please don’t give them ideas. I swear people in California see this stuff and think it needs to be law
