Jokes and Humor

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[Peanut]

This one's funny to me because I've had emergency surgery in a country where I didn't speak the language. Several funny things happened, one of which... the day after surgery a nurse gets me out of bed and into a wheel chair. She rolls me down several hallways to the catscan, it had broken, they wanted me to fix it! (I was the CT service guy). Jeez, doesn't surgery get me a day off!

 

[Peanut]

This poor bicycle guy knows nothing about cattle... basic fight or flight. If a bull doesn't run but turns to face you... it's because he's going to fight!

 

[Peanut]

 

[VThillman]

This poor bicycle guy knows nothing about cattle... basic fight or flight. If a bull doesn't run but turns to face you... it's because he's going to fight!

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Jeez. The biker didn't give the bull time to make up its mind, even.

 

[backlash]

I have seen bike riders that I would have like to done that too.
Some of them think they are special and own the road.
We need more free range bulls in the cities.

 

[Cascadian]

Too bad there wasn't any enough room to avoid that bull. I do hope he got his participation trophy.

 

[VThillman]

Re the biker's attitude; I gotta go with ignorance, not arrogance - on account of arrogance being completely senseless. Hell, a cow is apt to object in a similar fashion in that situation.

I wonder if he was planning to 'buzz' the crittur. Hoo haw.

 

[Supervisor42]

Re the biker's attitude; I gotta go with ignorance, not arrogance - on account of arrogance being completely senseless. Hell, a cow is apt to object in a similar fashion in that situation.

I wonder if he was planning to 'buzz' the crittur. Hoo haw.

Yep. I have had myself ground into the dirt by too many bulls and cows.
He should be glad it wasn't one of our 'bad' ones that I grew up with.
They wouldn't have let him get on his feet for 20 minutes.

The good news is, he found the cure for ignorance!

 

[Peanut]

Bike guy should have stopped short or gone faster. Instead he just slowed, making himself an easy target!

Or borrowed this lady's pants.

 

[dademoss]

On to my next Mission!!!

 

[dademoss]

BTW:

 

[The Lazy L]

 

[VThillman]

On to my next Mission!!!

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Does the triscuit really exist, Dave? Ever actually seen one?

 

[dademoss]

Does the triscuit really exist, Dave? Ever actually seen one?

The rumors abound, the search will continue. Bigfoot has been alleged to have them for breakfast.

Stay tuned for developments.

 

[backlash]

BTW:
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A friend will pay your bail. A real friend will be sitting in jail with you.

 

[jazzy]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[jazzy]

 

[billyjack]

I think men who don’t understand women fall into two categories:

Bachelors.

Husbands.

What is a bachelor?

Someone who's never made the same mistake once.

 

[billyjack]

According to our National institute of Health… silver kills over 800 kinds of nasty bacteria.

It used to be common to put silver (for example, a silver coin) inside water tanks to keep bacteria from growing inside. Silver laced bandages can be used to help protect a wound against infections from outside.

 

[joel]

Colloidal silver is a must, you can get Colloidal gold, also.

 

[Woody]

It used to be common to put silver (for example, a silver coin) inside water tanks to keep bacteria from growing inside. Silver laced bandages can be used to help protect a wound against infections from outside.

Silver bullets are also helpful in killing werewolves.

 

[billyjack]

Silver bullets are also helpful in killing werewolves.

I wonder if they would work on the most dangerous animal ever -- the unicorn. As one of the major hunting and fishing magazines pointed out back in the 1970s, nobody has ever seen a unicorn and lived to talk about it.