Jokes and Humor

[joel]

Silver bullets are also helpful in killing werewolves.

Do not forget Vampires, silver & ash stakes, also garlic makes them sick.
Do not forget House elves for protection.

 

[phideaux]

Story of my life....

Jim

 

[Peanut]

It used to be common to put silver

Old thread but useful... has good info

https://www.homesteadingforum.org/threads/collodial-silver.9024/

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[Morgan101]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[VThillman]

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Survival is a goal. Survivalism is an affliction.

 

[billyjack]

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I met a guy back in the 70s (the father of a girl I knew) who was on his high school handgun team in high school in the late 1940s or early 1950s. Members of the team wore their handguns to class.

And for a joke to keep it on topic:

A southern gentleman sitting on the road watching the world go by sees another southern gentleman walk by with a fishing pole. He calls out, "Going fishing?" and gets a reply of "Yep." Then "Got worms?" results in "Yep, But I'm going fishing anyway."

 

[dademoss]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[snappy1]

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Jim

This is the first I have heard about the Oscar's. Not missing TV at all.

 

[dademoss]

 

[The Lazy L]

This is the first I have heard about the Oscar'….

Doesn't he live in a garbage can on Sesame street?

 

[Camalot]

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This proving what I've said all along, "They don't even like themselves or each other."

 

[Weedygarden]

 

[dademoss]

 

[joel]

 

[joel]

 

[joel]

 

[dademoss]

 

[bkt]

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I wouldn't marry a woman who couldn't change a tire. But I wouldn't let her change a tire if I were able to do it.

And I wouldn't buy a vehicle that didn't come with a full-size spare.

 

[backlash]

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The very least he could have done was to hold the baby while she changed the tire.
His Momma needs to be slapped.

 

[VThillman]

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Agriculture is controlled by Big Ag, has been for long enough to leave both major parties with mud on their faces and greed in their hearts

 

[INresponse]

The very least he could have done was to hold the baby while she changed the tire.
His Momma needs to be slapped.

You are are looking at this WRONG!!!! The man was changing the tire but she stepped up to tell him he was putting the lug nuts on in the WRONG order compared to when he took them off. He has just been around long enough to know not to interrupt her or tell her it doesn't matter.

 

[dademoss]