Yeah, one time my wife corrected me for sweeping the floor wrong. That's not even possible.
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I didn't know Texans wear shorts.
Yes. Yes, you may. Knock yourself out. Here, have some gas station sushi and some chili left over from last week.
We were out of toilet paper for several days. Almost down to the lint in the bottom of the Kleenex box. During lunch break I drove to Walmart, grabed the first TP I saw. Ran into the wife on my way to check out. I was informed that I had the WRONG brand of TP. Gee and here I thought any was better then none. What was I thinking?
Some terlet paper will scratch glass. Dunno what it does to your arse.
My wife is very particular about her TP. Charmin only.
The lady next door ran out during the "great shortage". She begged for ANYTHING, so the DW got her whatever Costco had. It seems to have been made from Bamboo splinters and sandpaper, she gave it to her kids
I've seen bamboo terlet paper advertised; have resisted temptation.The lady next door ran out during the "great shortage". She begged for ANYTHING, so the DW got her whatever Costco had. It seems to have been made from Bamboo splinters and sandpaper, she gave it to her kids
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When my wife started working outside the house she told me I had to do my own laundry. I drew the line at having her tell my how to do it. After all if I wear all the stuff together why in the hell would I separate it to wash it.
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My wife tells me I don't know how to mow. I've watched her and still can't figure what I'm doing wrong.
Me personally to a T!
Congratulations, it's not often I am rendered speechlessI don't like Charmin, leaves "crotch crumbs"!
Is that anything like dingleberries?I don't like Charmin, leaves "crotch crumbs"!
Maybe TMI.
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I'm going to identify myself as an Albanian, albino transgender cockroach as well as a Jedi knight and demand every bit of welfare, free housing and other free stuff the man owes me! as an Albanian, albino transgender cockroach, we's oppressed! then me and all my Albanian, albino transgender cockroach buddies are going to sit on
Joe Biden's coke cutting countertop and sing "We shall overcome." and model leather women's underwear.
Joe Biden's coke cutting countertop and sing "We shall overcome." and model leather women's underwear.
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I use what ever on sale, it all better than the corn combs I used as a child.The lady next door ran out during the "great shortage". She begged for ANYTHING, so the DW got her whatever Costco had. It seems to have been made from Bamboo splinters and sandpaper, she gave it to her kids
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this is so cool--maybe it belongs in the preparations thread
some punks tried to hijack a car, notrive how they pull up in front of it blocking the driver forceing him to stop.
The intended victim simply pressed the car horn, which was wired to sound like gunshots. no weapons involved, its just a car horn.
Watch what happens. priceless.
i want one. or 2.
make a great Christmas gift, huh?
some punks tried to hijack a car, notrive how they pull up in front of it blocking the driver forceing him to stop.
The intended victim simply pressed the car horn, which was wired to sound like gunshots. no weapons involved, its just a car horn.
Watch what happens. priceless.
i want one. or 2.
make a great Christmas gift, huh?
Jim
