Jokes and Humor

[Sparky_D]

 

[Bacpacker]

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Aint that the truth...and thats on a good day

 

[Neb]

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And when the bad guy hears the ratchet...

Ben

 

[Magus]

butchered history. gah!

 

[dademoss]

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[dademoss]

 

[Neb]

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The dyslexic constitutionalist points out it is right there...

The right to arm bears.

Ben

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[Cascadian]

Something happened today that has me a little freaked out. My wife and I were going out of town. My wife came out of the bedroom and said I am ready. I wasn't even dressed yet.

 

[backlash]

Something happened today that has me a little freaked out. My wife and I were going out of town. My wife came out of the bedroom and said I am ready. I wasn't even dressed yet.

If you're like me you were ready to go in less than 2 minutes so you could still be in the car first.

 

[dademoss]

If you're like me you were ready to go in less than 2 minutes so you could still be in the car first.

Drives my wife nuts, I can be up, dressed and in the car in 2 minutes.

http://www.policeinterceptor.com/sounds/726gq.WAV
General Alarm from SSBN Ohio class.

 

[INresponse]

Drives my wife nuts, I can be up, dressed and in the car in 2 minutes.

http://www.policeinterceptor.com/sounds/726gq.WAV
General Alarm from SSBN Ohio class.

I used to wake up 15 minutes before I had to be at work. Shaved and showered the night before so all I had to do was put on shorts, a white Tshirt, black socks and my shoes and I was out the door. 3 minute drive to work and changed into uniform and loaded the patrol car all within 15 minutes of waking up. For my last 11 years that was the only good part of my job. Glad I am done with that crap.

 

[dademoss]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[Woody]

 

[backlash]

Every single morning I think about my Grandma as I'm washing my hands and face.
Every morning when we stayed with her she would wake us up at 5:55 AM and say " Get a little water on your face. Breakfast is ready."
Breakfast was always ready at 6 AM, always.
Dinner was 12 sharp and supper was 6 PM.
I wish I could have breakfast with her one more time.

 

[Bacpacker]

Every single morning I think about my Grandma as I'm washing my hands and face.
Every morning when we stayed with her she would wake us up at 5:55 AM and say " Get a little water on your face. Breakfast is ready."
Breakfast was always ready at 6 AM, always.
Dinner was 12 sharp and supper was 6 PM.
I wish I could have breakfast with her one more time.

Same here.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

ive actually done this more times than i care to remember, lol

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

im totally ready for this

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]