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joel said:
Always carry a napkin or two in your pocket, sometimes you are not close to the out house.
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$hit happens. :) usually when you need it least!
dademoss said:
Thats why we keep a spare roll in a coffee can in the outhouse. :)
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We kept ours in an ammo can the seal rotted out of.
 
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LadyLocust said:
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A family reunion as a kid (birthday)... we rented a city park each year. 400 people usually showed up (I have a big family).

Anyway, one of my great uncles would buy a new 20gallon galvanized garbage can each year and mount a spout at the bottom. He'd make an entire 20gallon can of fresh lemonade. I was always bummed when it ran out, great lemonade. I looked forward to grtgrandpa S's birthday. He had 19 kids (very big family).
 
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