Jokes and Humor

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Magus]

The circle of life on a Tshirt?

the circle of friendship one. how much?

 

[dademoss]

 

[Pearl]

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And they thought it couldn't be done

 

[Tacitus]

And they thought it couldn't be done

I am still laughing at that.

 

[Magus]

And you just know some Vegan libroid will go for it!
does NOBODY know where food comes from these days?!

 

[Pearl]

I'm waiting for McDonald's plant based fries!!

 

[dademoss]

I'm waiting for McDonald's plant based fries!!

Ask, and it shall be delivered

 

[Pearl]

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Smarty pants!! I'm not sharing my plant based tater tots with you now!!

 

[dademoss]

Smarty pants!! I'm not sharing my plant based tater tots with you now!!

I only eat them with plant based Catsup

 

[Caribou]

They have plant based sweet potatoes also.

 

[Caribou]

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I stopped to wonder, who would their target buyers be? I would expect that they are democrats.

 

[Peanut]

And to wash it all down...

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

Real food, grilled turtle.

 

[bkt]

They have plant based sweet potatoes also.

Facebook had that as a fact-check false. So...there you go.

 

[Supervisor42]

Real food, grilled turtle.

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That looks awesome! (pretty sure it is not plant-based )
Imagine you're a guy and you whip this out in front of your friends, what kind of a 'man' do you think they will think you are:

 

[Caribou]

Facebook had that as a fact-check false. So...there you go.

Facebook? That's a joke? Right?
https://groceries.asda.com/product/...ased-sweet-potato-coconut-curry/1000136120484

 

[bkt]

Facebook? That's a joke? Right?
https://groceries.asda.com/product/...ased-sweet-potato-coconut-curry/1000136120484

Of course it's a joke. Just like Facebook is a joke.

 

[Pearl]

That looks awesome! (pretty sure it is not plant-based )
Imagine you're a guy and you whip this out in front of your friends, what kind of a 'man' do you think they will think you are:
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Great, I'm a vegan now!!

 

[Pearl]

Great, I'm a vegan now!!

NOT!!

 

[Haertig]

Imagine you're a guy and you whip this out in front of your friends

That sausage needs some Viagra.

 

[Pearl]

That sausage needs some Viagra.

Somebody is going to EAT that

 

[Amish Heart]

Oh that's just so gross.

 

[Magus]

Somebody is going to EAT that

We hope they only eat it....

It's funny. humans are designed to eat meat, they force feed us plants.

Humans are designed to be tribal, they make us integrate.

Humans are wired to be spiritual, they demand atheism.

Humans have Tribal and family instincts, they destroy the nuclear family.

Humans are territorial, they force open borders.

Humans are biological and sexual, they give us LGBQABCD whatever.

Humans are violent and aggressive. They want us to disarm and sing Kumbaya.

When did we get invaded by aliens again?

 

[Haertig]

Everybody hates disco. So let's blow up a bunch of disco records at a packed baseball game. What could possibly go wrong?

https://notthebee.com/article/ever-...ield-caused-a-riot-and-got-40-people-arrested

 

[Haertig]

Somebody is going to EAT that

Doubtful...

 

[Bacpacker]

Everybody hates disco. So let's blow up a bunch of disco records at a packed baseball game. What could possibly go wrong?

https://notthebee.com/article/ever-...ield-caused-a-riot-and-got-40-people-arrested

Sounds like Chicago.

BTW
DISCO SUCKS

 

[Pearl]

That looks awesome! (pretty sure it is not plant-based )
Imagine you're a guy and you whip this out in front of your friends, what kind of a 'man' do you think they will think you are:
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So if you eat a plant based diet is this what happens to your sausage??