Jokes and Humor
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One of my favorite songs from my wasted youth!
You don't tug on Superman's cape,
You don't spit in the wind,
And you DO NOT mess with the unknown soldier's tomb guard!
You don't spit in the wind,
And you DO NOT mess with the unknown soldier's tomb guard!
Got to be a Ham operator. Buddy of mine had so many antennas on his car we all called it his porcupine. RIP buddy
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Our son in law's car looks like that
Deer hunting with my uncle several years ago he decided mid afternoon to sit back under a tree and catch a nap. While sitting there several deer walked up from behind and walked right past us, the buck within 10 feet of him. I nudged him with my elbow but by the time he realized there was a buck walking away it was gone from sight by the time he got his rifle ready. Fun memories.
Awhile back @LadyLocust posted a real life statement in this thread that was pretty good. Here's a couple of my own originals that I still laugh at.
I once worked nights at a sheetmetal shop running a press brake. The supervisor was a few years younger than me. Easy to screw with his mind. I could tell he was in a bit of an "altered state". I went outside to take something to the outbuilding. I came back in and said, "Weirdest thing. It's a crystal clear sky, stars everywhere, but when I look over at the ski area, there's a huge blizzard going on". I went back to running my machine and watched him out of the corner of my eye. After about 5 minutes, he looks at me and says, "You idiot! That's the snow makers at the ski area". I said, "NO kidding, Doug! Really?"
The other was when I worked at a sawmill in Wisconsin. A Really hot day! In the lunch room, one guy was complaining about the heat. He never was the sharpest knife in the drawer. I got up and went over to the lone box fan circulating air in the room. I said, "Just what I thought! It's made in Mexico!" He asked, "What difference does that make?" I replied, "Oh, come on Delbert, everyone knows fans made in Canada blow colder air than ones made in Mexico." Then, with a blank look on his face, he said, "Really?"
I once worked nights at a sheetmetal shop running a press brake. The supervisor was a few years younger than me. Easy to screw with his mind. I could tell he was in a bit of an "altered state". I went outside to take something to the outbuilding. I came back in and said, "Weirdest thing. It's a crystal clear sky, stars everywhere, but when I look over at the ski area, there's a huge blizzard going on". I went back to running my machine and watched him out of the corner of my eye. After about 5 minutes, he looks at me and says, "You idiot! That's the snow makers at the ski area". I said, "NO kidding, Doug! Really?"
The other was when I worked at a sawmill in Wisconsin. A Really hot day! In the lunch room, one guy was complaining about the heat. He never was the sharpest knife in the drawer. I got up and went over to the lone box fan circulating air in the room. I said, "Just what I thought! It's made in Mexico!" He asked, "What difference does that make?" I replied, "Oh, come on Delbert, everyone knows fans made in Canada blow colder air than ones made in Mexico." Then, with a blank look on his face, he said, "Really?"
