Jokes and Humor

[joel]

They forgot "Planes, Trains and Automobiles."

And the 19 "F" bombs.

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

to be fair to women, id like to point out that it only LOOKS like we might be meandering thru the store aisles --what we are Actually doing is stealth surveillance checking every nook and cranny to make sure the store is safe for the men to shop in.

 

[jazzy]

 

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[Magus]

Especially your shotgun.

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

I actually think this is brilliant!

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[joel]

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Father did that with a hoe in the garden, I love growing things so much I did not care, once I saw though his play.

 

[Caribou]

 

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[LadyLocust]

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I am guessing in order to draw those pix, he can separate the two hemispheres of his brain. That is extraordinary!

 

[Neb]

I am guessing in order to draw those pix, he can separate the two hemispheres of his brain. That is extraordinary!

I would first suspect a lot of practice!

Rather than running more than one thought at a time they are probably doing a single coordinated operation. Using chop sticks is an example.

Here is another example you could practice while sitting and waiting somewhere.

Most people can twidle their thumbs, either forward or backwards but try twiddling one thumb forward and the other backwards. But there is a trick.

Combine the motions of the thumbs into a single coordinated motion.

Thumbs cross at the top
Move down
Cross at the bottom
Move up
With a little practice you can do is smoothly.

Ben

 

[Peanut]

 

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[LadyLocust]

I would first suspect a lot of practice!

Rather than running more than one thought at a time they are probably doing a single coordinated operation. Using chop sticks is an example.

Here is another example you could practice while sitting and waiting somewhere.

Most people can twidle their thumbs, either forward or backwards but try twiddling one thumb forward and the other backwards. But there is a trick.

Combine the motions of the thumbs into a single coordinated motion.

Thumbs cross at the top
Move down
Cross at the bottom
Move up
With a little practice you can do is smoothly.

Ben

Yep - exactly - there are several like bicycle motion in one direction with your feet and the other direction with your hands - similar to what you are saying. There were some fascinating exercises when I was going to school for and working with special needs munchkins. The brain is very interesting.
ETA: oops - just realized this is in the jokes thread.

I can't think of anything funny - I'm out.

 

[Pearl]

I would first suspect a lot of practice!

Rather than running more than one thought at a time they are probably doing a single coordinated operation. Using chop sticks is an example.

Here is another example you could practice while sitting and waiting somewhere.

Most people can twidle their thumbs, either forward or backwards but try twiddling one thumb forward and the other backwards. But there is a trick.

Combine the motions of the thumbs into a single coordinated motion.

Thumbs cross at the top
Move down
Cross at the bottom
Move up
With a little practice you can do is smoothly.

Ben

I can write with both hands.....at the same time!!

 

[Neb]

I can write with both hands.....at the same time!!

The same thing or different?

That skill would get you out of the punishment of write...

I will not throw erasers at the teacher.

100 times in half the time.

Is that how you developed that skill?

Ben

 

[Supervisor42]

The same thing or different?

That skill would get you out of the punishment of write...

I will not throw erasers at the teacher.

100 times in half the time.

Is that how you developed that skill?

Ben

When we were given "writing sentences" as punishment, we learned to hold 3 pencils in one hand and do 3 at once. Does that count?

 

[Bacpacker]

My writing was so bad the teachers would tell me to stop

 

[Haertig]

Is it because our president's normal day-to-day plates and sippy cups are made of plastic and have pictures of Disney characters on them?

 

[Haertig]

Hey, I'm not proud. I still use these (maybe not for company though). But I'm not president.

 

[Magus]

I eat cereal out of a stainless dog bowl. Its never been used by a dog.