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dademoss

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Dec 1, 2022

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Drives my wife nuts, but EVERY plate/bowl has at one time or another been licked clean by a scrap disposal canine

. Then, they get washed.

dademoss

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Dec 2, 2022

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Sparky_D

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Sparky_D

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Dec 2, 2022

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Pearl

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Sparky_D said:
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My Hubby biggest fear!! He knows furniture may be getting moved!!

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Dec 3, 2022

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Peanut

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Peanut

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Peanut

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dademoss

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Sparky_D

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Magus

The Shaman of suburbia.

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Dec 3, 2022

#25,188

Fresh from the photo shop. Spread it if you like it.

Magus

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Dec 3, 2022

#25,189

ROFLMAO! I love this!

dademoss

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Dec 3, 2022

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Magus said:
Fresh from the photo shop. Spread it if you like it.View attachment 99387

Last porn disk I found was 5 1/4 and had ascii files

Magus

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Dec 4, 2022

#25,191

dademoss said:
Last porn disk I found was 5 1/4 and had ascii files

Boy nerd to girl nerd:
"Want to see my floppy disc?"
My brother and I had piles of old disc drives and burners hoarded up,
old MOBOs and piles of old ram, after he left this life, I couldn't stand to look at it anymore and let it go. somebody, somewhere probably could have used those green screen monitors. LOL