Jokes and Humor

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[dademoss]

 

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[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

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[Caribou]

 

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[BBLife]

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About right! I have one set of neighbors and the husband is about as feminine as they come (not sure if his wife is his only partner!). He is about as worthless as they come and has done nothing to build their homestead. Two lesbians across from me drove 10 hours, camped in their unfinished house, worked all weekend doing interior walls and even cut off the tip of her finger and still kept working after getting it cauterized! Much more impressed with the two women than the couple on the other side!

 

[VThillman]

Gotta be careful how you spit.

 

[Peanut]

 

[jazzy]

not a joke but very good

 

[LadyLocust]

 

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[Supervisor42]

Today's funny:
DW was on the nightly zoom call with her aunt.
From the other room I heard her say: "....and I want to put him in a straitjacket".
My ears perked up and I went in and asked: "is that what was in the Amazon box today?"
She said no, they don't sell those!
I replied that Amazon sells EVERYTHING!
Naturally, at the risk of being flagged as a B&D nutcase, I just had to look...
I was right. 2 different ones! One for $160 and a better one for $350.
Of course, I showed her the pics and asked her which one she got for me.
Husband being a problem?
Here's your answer:

 

[Caribou]

 

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[VThillman]

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Don't shoot the car, dear. Wait 'til he steps away.

 

[Bluetick21]

 

[Peanut]

 

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[Neb]

Today's funny:
DW was on the nightly zoom call with her aunt.
...
I replied that Amazon sells EVERYTHING!
Naturally, at the risk of being flagged as a B&D ...

Tobacco with nicotine

No go

Ben