Jokes and Humor

[Peanut]

We were on a party line. Someone might pick up and say "it's time to get off the line!". Least we knew the time!

 

[jazzy]

 

[SoJer]

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"...I'm gettin sick 'n tired of bein' sick n' tired..."
- Red Hot Chili Peppers

jd

 

[Morgan101]

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OMG!! It is Harvest Gold. Back then you could only get two colors Harvest Gold and Avacado Green.

 

[bkt]

OMG!! It is Harvest Gold. Back then you could only get two colors Harvest Gold and Avacado Green.

Yep, and growing up, we had one of each. Harvest gold in the basement and the Avocado green in the kitchen. These were purchased in the 70's and ran fine at least until 2005 or so.

 

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[Pearl]

Yep, and growing up, we had one of each. Harvest gold in the basement and the Avocado green in the kitchen. These were purchased in the 70's and ran fine at least until 2005 or so.

Ours was avacado green and the white fridge from 1949 was in the garage! Both fridges worked when my folks sold that house in 1991!

 

[snappy1]

You get also get the weather.

I used to give out "dial a prayer's" number to guys that I didn't really want to see again.

 

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Don't stop

 

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[Morgan101]

 

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[Woody]

A computer designed for women, designed by women!

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/132/268/205/playable/ed65cd0b19ecc4ef.mp4

 

[Rocky's Way]

Regarding St. Patrick's Day.
Years ago on a radio station there was a morning talk show on St. Patrick's Day.
The one guy, using his best drunk voice, said, "All my life, I grew up believing my family were Irish descendants. Now, thanks to ancestry.com and 23 and me, I found out that we aren't Irish at all. We're all just common, ordinary drunks!"
I'm sure anyone could substitute other nationalities for Irish. Russian, German, Polish, etc. Any would work.

 

[Haertig]

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The alternative explanation may be:

"You're doing it wrong! Are you a moron? That's not how you change a tire! Get out of the way you idiot! I'll do it!!!"

 

[Peanut]

 

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[Morgan101]

 

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[Woody]

 

[Frodo]

Periods are no joke!

Lol. Miss one and that statement is no joke!!!!

 

[Cascadian]

My son was complaining on the phone about homework and how bad his oldest son is at math. Then I reminded him of the time he ran his head over a little bit with a go cart. You could literally hear the beer coming out of his nose. Best laugh we had all week. Poor kid.

 

[jazzy]

 

[Pearl]

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Dang jazzy, I was eating an ice cream sandwich!! You almost ruined it!!

 

[jazzy]

whut.....you dont like the 3 stooges? or may be its 4 stooges now. lololol

sorry about the ice cream, have another one on me.