Jokes and Humor

[Lenny]

eww. id back away slowly and pray he aint a jumper. or hungrey


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I'd probably get a cage and keep it as a pet. Below is a couple of pictures of me with my pet tarantula about 40 years ago in California.

 

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[Haertig]

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The first thing I do is grab a photoshop manual, turn it to the page on "creating realistic artificial shadows consistent with lighting direction", and hand it to the person who sent this photo.

 

[jazzy]

joke : noun​

: something said or done to provoke laughter
especially a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist

(1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something
(2) : an instance of jesting : kidding

 

[Haertig]

joke : noun
: something said or done to provoke laughter

Yet even with the definition in hand, the tongue-in-cheek sarcasm in my post was not recognized. Oh well ... maybe next time!

 

[jazzy]

 

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[jazzy]

lol dont we all know someone like this

 

[Supervisor42]

lol dont we all know someone like this

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Lol don't we all know someone like this:

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Yes, you do.

 

[Pearl]

lol dont we all know someone like this

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My mom had the t-shirt!

 

[Pearl]

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JOEL, don't use a sad face, jazzy is allowed a few corny jokes!!

 

[jazzy]

lol, yup, im guilty

 

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[Cascadian]

It's also fun to tie a towel around their neck when they are mad and say there now you are super mad.

 

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[Peanut]

 

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[Neb]

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Minus!

Ben

 

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[Caribou]

Fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday even all the calendars say W T F

 

[Caribou]

At The Villages in Florida last week, there was a bumper sticker on a parked car that read


"I miss Chicago.”


Someone broke the window, stole the radio, shot out all four tires, added a Biden bumper sticker and left a note that read: "Hope this helps."