Jokes and Humor
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Personal Humor:
I went to the front door to go out and get the mail.
DW says: "where are you going?"
I said: "to get the mail, is it sunday?"
She replied: "Yesss."
So I went back to my room, where I have not one, but two clocks, that tell me what day of the week it is.
Sure enough, she was right.
Young people, this is what you have to look forward to if you are lucky enough to live a long time
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I went to the front door to go out and get the mail.
DW says: "where are you going?"
I said: "to get the mail, is it sunday?"
She replied: "Yesss."
So I went back to my room, where I have not one, but two clocks, that tell me what day of the week it is.
Sure enough, she was right.
Young people, this is what you have to look forward to if you are lucky enough to live a long time
.
You mix it all up!
That's a 2-man job! He should have a friend there to shoot him before he hits the ground!!!
