Jokes and Humor

[Pearl]

whut.....you dont like the 3 stooges? or may be its 4 stooges now. lololol

sorry about the ice cream, have another one on me.

I'm too full, lol

 

[dademoss]

Dang jazzy, I was eating an ice cream sandwich!! You almost ruined it!!

She made beer come out of my nose

 

[Pearl]

She made beer come out of my nose

Good thing you weren't eating ice cream!;

 

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[jazzy]

She made beer come out of my nose

here ya go--i owe ya

all spike proteins have been removed. i promise. trust the science.

 

[jazzy]

 

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[Pearl]

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Showed Hubby that one!!AND I WILL USE IT CONSTANTLY!!

 

[Caribou]

Showed Hubby that one!!AND I WILL USE IT CONSTANTLY!!

The variation at my house goes,
Wife, "Are you crazy?"
Me, "I married you."

 

[jazzy]

ooch. check and mate as zed says! love this one.

 

[jazzy]

i sure do miss the south. sigh. i love this guy he is a hoot.
video about 3.5 min

Southern Math is Tricky​

 

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[Pearl]

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Give that person credit for reading the instructions!

 

[Morgan101]

Is it too soon to tell an Easter joke? We are only a couple of weeks away, right?

A Pastor was performing an Easter service. When it came time for his sermon, he invited all the children to come up and sit around him in a circle.

With the children all seated the Pastor said. "Easter is the celebration of Jesus' resurrection. Who can tell me about the Resurrection?" This children all looked at him with blank faces, until one little boy lit up and ecitedly raised his hand. The Pastor recognized him and asked "Tell me what you know about the Resurrection?"

The little boy replied "I know if you have one for more than four hours you should call the doctor,"

It took the congregation thirty minutes to stop laughing.

 

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[bkt]

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I crave a hangover cure right now!

 

[Lenny]

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That's nice but what are you having for breakfast? LOL

 

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[jazzy]

eww. id back away slowly and pray he aint a jumper. or hungrey